Had two songs pop up today and it got me thinking about some of the dumbest lyrics in 'real' songs (ie: not a parody or something).
First is this gem that, I think, DCG posted a while back somehwere
"my bootyhole is brown"
This came on the radio on the way home from work
"And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence And keep me out"....uhhh his private property? Which you just trespassed onto.
Really, the whole song is a whiny dude upset that people do things he doesnt like
What yall got, what's some of the dumbest lyrics yall heard?
First is this gem that, I think, DCG posted a while back somehwere
"my bootyhole is brown"
This came on the radio on the way home from work
"And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence And keep me out"....uhhh his private property? Which you just trespassed onto.
Really, the whole song is a whiny dude upset that people do things he doesnt like
What yall got, what's some of the dumbest lyrics yall heard?