Tim
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...I would make up a 2-sided message board for each table.
Side A would say:
That would indicate to the overly chatty and chipper waitstaff that I want to be left the $#@)@#%$) alone to drink my coffee, eat my omelette, wake up and read my book. If it's before noon, unless you're my wife or kid, I really don't give a rat's ass about the weather, how you're doing, the last movie you saw or the state of your finances.
Side B would say:
I have no earthly idea what 'Side B' of this placard would say because who the heck would want it any other way!?
Signed...
Not a morning person. Leave me alone.
And, get off my lawn.
Side A would say:
JUST TAKE MY ORDER AND DROP THE CHECK
I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I NEED ANYTHING ELSE
That would indicate to the overly chatty and chipper waitstaff that I want to be left the $#@)@#%$) alone to drink my coffee, eat my omelette, wake up and read my book. If it's before noon, unless you're my wife or kid, I really don't give a rat's ass about the weather, how you're doing, the last movie you saw or the state of your finances.
- Don't interrupt me 10 times asking if everything is OK. They're eggs, it'll be ok.
- Don't ask me if I like my book. If I didn't like it, I wouldn't be reading it.
- You don't need to tell me that it's the check you just dropped off and that I can pay when I'm ready. I don't need a 5-paragraph ops order to pay the bill.
Side B would say:
????
I have no earthly idea what 'Side B' of this placard would say because who the heck would want it any other way!?
Signed...
Not a morning person. Leave me alone.
And, get off my lawn.
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