Get to know your Fudds

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He’ll just get into “a position” and “pick em off from a distance.”

:rolleyes:

Wish I had dollar for every time I’ve heard that.

How’s he going to “get to” that spot? What if his hide gets discovered/compromised and he has to move R.F.N.?
Keep shooting enough, long enough and some observant somebody’s gonna figure out where it’s coming from.
Actually, I heard he has a cow patterned bathrobe that his mom bought him from Omar the Tent maker’s Jumbo & Slow store. He figures he can just flop down in the field and not be seen...
 
You guys crack me up. I work at a gun store and have personally met every one of these fudds.

A local police detective who is a "gun guy" but was so nervous buying a Glock 19 that his hands were shaking. "Can't wait to break it in." Buys a single 50 round box of ammo.
 
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This is pretty close to the truth.

First time I took my 10.3 pistol build to the range, had a couple folks look at me like I was the Antichrist.

Try showing up with something that’s full auto. That gets the Fudds grouping together and talking amongst themselves. I can’t tell you how many times one has walked up and asked me “isn’t that illegal?”
 
Why is there not a Fudd test before a membership is granted to this forum?
Because it'd be an awfully tiny club once most people fail to live up to others' ("others'" in general--no love given to specific folks) ideas of freedoms and political ideology.

I'll give it a try:

1. Do you yell at or otherwise attempt to impose your intimidating freedom(s) onto store "greeters" when they approach you at the exit of said store?

2. Do you vote for the guy who has OK political ideas but less than $1,000 for a presidential campaign fund (and a less than 1-person-to-campaign-dollars recognition ratio, even in his hometown)?

3. Do you drive a minimum of 3x the speed limit in the left lane (even on two-lane roads), insisting that everyone else do too because your grandpappy's grandpappy has handed down the age-old superstition of that being the purpose of said left lane?

If you answered "no" to any of the above, please let us suggest the following link: http://bfy.tw/O9lc

And for those who've managed to knot their panties during that brief examination:
 
Try showing up with something that’s full auto. That gets the Fudds grouping together and talking amongst themselves. I can’t tell you how many times one has walked up and asked me “isn’t that illegal?”
Do you simply answer “probably?” and then continue to shoot? Or “don’t see it mentioned in the 2A” and shoot more? :D
 
Because it'd be an awfully tiny club once most people fail to live up to others' ("others'" in general--no love given to specific folks) ideas of freedoms and political ideology.

I'll give it a try:

1. Do you yell at or otherwise attempt to impose your intimidating freedom(s) onto store "greeters" when they approach you at the exit of said store?

2. Do you vote for the guy who has OK political ideas but less than $1,000 for a presidential campaign fund (and a less than 1-person-to-campaign-dollars recognition ratio, even in his hometown)?

3. Do you drive a minimum of 3x the speed limit in the left lane (even on two-lane roads), insisting that everyone else do too because your grandpappy's grandpappy has handed down the age-old superstition of that being the purpose of said left lane?

If you answered "no" to any of the above, please let us suggest the following link: http://bfy.tw/O9lc

And for those who've managed to knot their panties during that brief examination:

You're right about one thing, this forum would be a small affair without those of Fudd traits.
 
Well, my freedom is more free then yours.... So up yours commie!

Lol
Ah come on, surely you hero types can come up with something better than that. Most of your "Wayne's Children" types don't even know what a commie is, better to stick with the comic posters. I'm sure your group can come up with something appropriate to fit your claims of superiority.
 
Ah come on, surely you hero types can come up with something better than that. Most of your "Wayne's Children" types don't even know what a commie is, better to stick with the comic posters. I'm sure your group can come up with something appropriate to fit your claims of superiority.

Nope, that takes effort.
 
I've got it! "Cory" is that "feller with green teeth" spoken (sung) of in Uneasy Rider by the Charlie Daniels Band!!

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“Ernie”and I have met, I cussed him out.
 
FUDD

The slang term for gun owners of what could be called limited tastes. They are thought of as being casual gun owners and not true supporters of the Second Amendment. These are the guys that Diane Feinstein is talking about when she talks about acceptable gun ownership.

Two characteristics normally identify a FUDD.

#1: Very limited range of shooting interests. A FUDD could have just 1 gun, or more than 153 guns, but all those guns fall within a very limited range of interests. The interest that defines a FUDD is "sporting purposes". All their 12 ga wood and bluedsteel shotguns, bolt action rifles, 44 magnum revolvers, and 9mm pistols only have one purpose: sport. These guns are either for hunting, or they are for marksmanship and trap competitions. Nothing they have is supposed to take the role of a dedicated defense gun, or a daily carry gun. They wouldn't be caught dead with anything black polymer, tactical, or concealable. If you ask them why they own guns, the typical answer is for hunting or for sport. If you ask them about personal defense, expect either half-assed answer about a shotgun loaded with birdshot, or just calling the Police.
#2: Provincialism in applying the Second Amendment. By the estimation of a FUDD, the Second Amendment exists to let him hunt deer, shoot quail, play trap, and punch targets. They will likely talk about how nobody needs an "assault weapon" or anything like that. FUDD type sentiment is what brought about the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, as well as many other ultimately pointless laws. The FUDD does not care so long as they can keep their M1903a3 Springfield and their custom Beretta double-barreled shotgun. They are willing to sacrifice other sections of the gun community to save themselves.
 
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I'm guessing 10% of the members here are Fudds and they know it.

The other 90% think they are not Fudds but they really are and we all know it.

None of us are as badass as we want others to think we are and others know it.


I was once many things. I know that because I remember and I am still those many things yet now just be slowed by passing time and memories in my mind.

Was a soldier of fortune on distant lands and mariner of many seas in quest of ill sought forbidden treasures and tribal maiden’s love from savage places.

Flew the dark continent in salvaged and refitted B-24 Liberators with many guns and fellow men honed to knife edge tempered by jungle heat quenched in black waters.

Misdirected self honor filled and awarded with scars of payment and pain from injuries like spent brass shell casings strewn as bones of destruction across the lands.

Dreams fueled by lingering traces of Malaria still inside and liquid shots of Rye. Colt Commander by my side.

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This thread kind of reminds me of the animosity between hunters. Still hunters hate dog hunters, bow hunters hate gun hunters, And now we have RAMBO'S hating FUDD'S. :D

Does anyone remember the old adage, "DIVIDE and CONQUER"? Keep making fun and pushing the FUDD'S further and further to the left and you can rest assured that the Schumers, Pelosi's, and Feinstein's or their equivalents will be there in greater and greater numbers.

I'm not sure where I fit in anymore? I bought a mini 25 years ago before anyone knew what an AR style rifle was and it is a true safe queen. I may have shot it a half dozen times. Maybe because it is 5.56 and I never cared much for the caliber. It is the only rifle I own that doesn't shoot 1 MOA or better. But if they ever ban "assault rifles" :rolleyes: I'm pretty sure it will make the list along with its more cool AR cousins. So, I'll keep it. I like sporting rifles with wooden stocks. I like SA revolvers, hell I even like .22 single shots! I look at guns based on caliber. Right now I'm into 6mm, 6.5 mm, some of the magnum Bee's, and even .338. Kind of funny but I'm always scanning the classifieds on here and I find myself saying wow, that is a great deal if it was in a decent caliber instead of just another sorry ass .308 or .223 (or their metric equivalents) or God forbid, a .300 "BO". And it has nothing to do with the make, model, or appearance of the firearm. I wouldn't own an AR! Why? It's the damn calibers. So I guess I have some FUDD in me too. But I'm a member of both the NRA and the GOA. I hunt 6 days a week during the seasons and I carry ALL the time. So hell, I guess they would call me a friggin "moderate". :eek:
 
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