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He’s just trying to fit in with the beatniks in A-Ville.
You know, the gray man.
Well he's a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags

He's a snake in the grass I tell ya guys
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise.
 
I can’t believe I missed that. I was driving around in a 1963 Rambler 440 when that song was released.
 
Hot dogs? Yuck. Same goes for wings, or any other meat on the bone.

But ranch is the universal dip.

Never had a cup of coffee. Not black. Not fancy.

So there...a bunch of y’all just got off the fence. :p

I've never tasted coffee. I love the smell but I've never needed caffeine. I'm kind of a natural rat on acid.
 
I've never tasted coffee. I love the smell but I've never needed caffeine. I'm kind of a natural rat on acid.
I was given a chocolate covered coffee bean, without being told what it was. :confused:

That’s as close as I’ve gotten.
 
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I just want the milk that's flavored by the frosted flakes. In a carton.

You're probably the kind of guy that eats the cereal, then pours the milk down the drain.
I eat sausage, bacon, eggs, toast, grits, biscuits, gravy...
My kids eat cereal.
 
Mayo? Dukes for sure. We always had both Hellmans and Dukes after we moved south and I discovered Dukes. There was a guy on the radio in Chicago that swore by Blue Plate. I haven't had the opportunity to try it. His previous gig was in New Orleans. Anyone got a source?

Mrs. got me started on brown gravy and fries. Pretty good if it's a decent gravy. They do that in Canada, also popular in the northeast.

Ketchup, mustards, A1, all good. I really enjoy HP sauce. Back in the day it wasn't sold in the states, so pops would come back from fishing in Canada with several bottles of it.

Ranch dressing? Ok sometimes with hot wings but the only real issue I have with it is that it seemed to get very popular quite awhile back and Kraft Creamy Garlic dressing seemed to disappear. I loved that stuff on just about everything. I tried making it using one of those recipe sites that claim to have the recipe to just about everything served at popular chain eateries or no longer readily available. Nope.

I just want the milk that's flavored by the frosted flakes. In a carton.

You're probably the kind of guy that eats the cereal, then pours the milk down the drain.

I pour Coco Puff milk down the drain. Like the cereal, not the leftover milk for some reason. I use the Coco Puff milk taste as a gauge of how good a brand of chocolate milk is. If it reminds me of the Coco Puff leftover, it's forever a no go.
 
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If it’s repenting time, I guess I have to admit I HATE mayo, ranch dressing, or anything that is made with or looks like mayo. I don’t own a single pair of blue jeans but I do own at least 20 pairs of khakis. A cup of Yerba Matte with local honey is better than any coffee ever made. And, Crocs may be the best footwear ever invented.
 
If it’s repenting time, I guess I have to admit I HATE mayo, ranch dressing, or anything that is made with or looks like mayo. I don’t own a single pair of blue jeans but I do own at least 20 pairs of khakis. A cup of Yerba Matte with local honey is better than any coffee ever made. And, Crocs may be the best footwear ever invented.
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If it’s repenting time, I guess I have to admit I HATE mayo, ranch dressing, or anything that is made with or looks like mayo. I don’t own a single pair of blue jeans but I do own at least 20 pairs of khakis. A cup of Yerba Matte with local honey is better than any coffee ever made. And, Crocs may be the best footwear ever invented.
If we are confessing, I bought my first pair of crocs recently. I’m getting ready for a Appalachian trail hike with some buddies that are regulars and they said you probably want to bring some light weight shoes to change into after hiking 15-20 miles. They said crocs are perfect. I have 3 teenagers that all have crocs but I have never been interested. After being stuck at home for months with my new crocs, I don’t know if I can ever wear another pair of shoes. Also, Dukes is the only real mayonnaise.
 
Mom only bought us Total or Wheaties, so we had to improvise.

In the last year or so of my Dad's life he lived almost exclusively on McDonalds Big Breakfasts with Hotcakes, and "Frosty Flakes" with milk. I got us pizza a few times, cooked bacon and eggs, and then my specialty - Spam and eggs.
 
I played gin with three old friends Tuesday night at one friends's home in Sanford. He treated us to hot dogs, chili, slaw and potato salad, and all was good except he had Kraft mayonnaise for the dogs. I considered walking out, but sometimes you have to force it down.
 
Wait..... I must have missed some wrong turn in this thread.... mayo on hot dogs?!



Although, if you’ll put a hot dog in your mouth after the age of 8..... you’re bound to eat any monstrosity.
Where you from, boy.
 
The only time and I mean the only time that mayonnaise is called for is the day after thanksgiving when you make a turkey sandwich and the turkey is dried out from the fridge.

At that point, it is acceptable to put a tiny bit of mayo on the bread to moisten it and then scrape off any excess before adding some Heinz 57 sauce.

Otherwise it is a vile substance embraced by people who hate flavor.
 
The only time and I mean the only time that mayonnaise is called for is the day after thanksgiving when you make a turkey sandwich and the turkey is dried out from the fridge.

At that point, it is acceptable to put a tiny bit of mayo on the bread to moisten it and then scrape off any excess before adding some Heinz 57 sauce.

Otherwise it is a vile substance embraced by people who hate flavor.
Yea,
uh huh.

Embrace the eggs, oil, and whatever the heck else makes that wonderful sauce.

Such hypocrisy.
 
I'll try...

Scotch is nasty and tastes like liquid smoke.

Turkey is bland, pointless meat that should be fed to dogs only.

Well, people who swallow mayonnaise will swallow anything. Just sayin.

Riddle me this, Batman. Would you rather hang out with somebody that swallows, or somebody that doesn't?
 
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