How you know you're in the south.

Checks were accepted everywhere in 1990, the only place that did not was an authentic NY style pizza shop.
'We don't take checks and our bank don't make pizza'
 
Me. said:
You’re never in the South.

Everywhere you go now, folks say “this isn’t the REAL South, if you want the REAL South, you have to go to xxxxxxx”.

VA, the Carolinas.... too many Yankees. Tennessee, Texas.... too far west, Statehood too new. Florida, while plenty far “south”, was it ever really Southern?

The REAL South must be somewhere in GA, AL, MS.... away from the cities.


Or not. :D
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If you don't like it here, I-95 goes both directions.

Choose one.
 
and yet rhode island has 5 counties.
in other news, RI has a bit more than 3x the total population of horry county.
even so, the numbers just don't add up
 
Me. said:
I’m going to need a ruling on that..... I’m confident Philly, Wyoming, and Nebraska are “north”. ;)



The Nebraska one is disturbing. That pig seems way too pleased with himself on the job he’s done cooking a fellow pig.
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Must have been pit masters that moved there. ;)
 
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BatteryOaksBilly said:
We used to say here that anything North of Dillon, S.C. was Yankee land. Now the Yankee Trash is all around us. They now have a voting majority in Horry County...keep in mind Horry is larger than R.I.
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Sorry to bail on you sir, but... November of 2018 a Yankee couple decided they liked my beach condo more than I did and they had the wallet to prove it. So I ceased being a taxpayer in the Great State of South Carolina.

I Escaped Horry County.

Needs to be a Tee Shirt I guess.
 
BatteryOaksBilly said:
We used to say here that anything North of Dillon, S.C. was Yankee land. Now the Yankee Trash is all around us. They now have a voting majority in Horry County...keep in mind Horry is larger than R.I.
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When I moved from NC to SC with my job forty years ago my boss (who lived in SC) introduced me to one of our long time customers in SC. The customer looked at me and said...

Him: Good to meet you.
Me: Good to meet you, too.
Him: I hear yer from up north.
Me: * tilting my head like a dog when it hears a weird noise*
Him: NORTH Carolina
My boss: lol
 
My daughter is staying with my wife's sister this weekend and they felt the earthquake. They told my daughter don't worry it was "just neighbors shooting tannerite" lol.
 
Aardvark said:
Sorry to bail on you sir, but... November of 2018 a Yankee couple decided they liked my beach condo more than I did and they had the wallet to prove it. So I ceased being a taxpayer in the Great State of South Carolina.

I Escaped Horry County.

Needs to be a Tee Shirt I guess.
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And here in lies our problem. Yankees sell out and move to the south. They bring there fat bank rolls and southerners drool. They sell out and the disease spreads. Pretty soon every land owner wants to be a millionaire. So the prices skyrocket. Nobody can afford anything and yankee mindsets are running your local government.
 
If seeing this on a weather forecast:

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causes this:



in your community,

You are in the South.
 
South/North/Yankee church story:

in order to illustrate a (different) point, our preacher, during his sermon, asked the congregation to close their eyes and point in the direction they thought was North. my son pointed West, and of course, the preacher called on him to explain why he pointed that way. he got the biggest laugh when he answered: " the Interstate's that way, and that's where all the Yankees come from."
 
OldNascar said:
If there is any place in the Sourh that is still the South please advise as I would like to visit and see for myself.
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The Harley Davidson dealer in your town. I was there twice last week. They are all south all the time.
 
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