Military Memes

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We had a guy that picked up a fat chick when we were at winter training and came in drunk and talking to himself! “ Damn, you shouldn’t have screwed that fat girl Dougie. She wasn’t just fat, she was ugly! Shooow, dont tell the other guys how ugly she was, just lie to um. Damn was she ugly! Why did you do that!? “ He was funny as hell! Never lived it down! Then he went over to one of the bunks and peed all over the guy in it!
 
Hammer21b said:
We had a guy that picked up a fat chick when we were at winter training and came in drunk and talking to himself! “ Damn, you shouldn’t have screwed that fat girl Dougie. She wasn’t just fat, she was ugly! Shooow, dont tell the other guys how ugly she was, just lie to um. Damn was she ugly! Why did you do that!? “ He was funny as hell! Never lived it down! Then he went over to one of the bunks and peed all over the guy in it!
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Had a guy do just that in his first pass in AIT. Except it was his own bunk he pissed on. DS made him take his bunk downstairs outside and that's where he slept the remainder of his time there.

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Scrubber3 said:
Had a guy do just that in his first pass in AIT. Except it was his own bunk he pissed on. DS made him take his bunk downstairs outside and that's where he slept the remainder of his time there.

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We had leave in Copanhagen on a nato float. The bar looked cool very euro... Smitty mets a "lady" and goes up stairs.... A few minutes later..bang boom crash.. smitty returns... "It had a dick!" Guess the rest of the story.
 
Thankfully, my first trip to TJ was with an old hand who gave me the heads up to immediately grab em by the crotch. The chicks won't care & you avoid embarrassing surprises.
 
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