Gun Shaux Pas

I was told by some motard at a booth that their stock Remington 700 sps was the new sniper rifle for the marines. When I laughed in his face he doubled down on stupid and tried to back talk his sales pitch that it wasn't "announced" yet and that I'd look pretty stupid when they weren't under NDA and make the announcement.
 
"No, you can't carry concealed in here"

Only 50 rounds down the tube

This is the last one i can get, they stopped importing them.
 
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"Why you gonna spend all that money on a silencer? Just get an oil filter...."
 
BurnedOutGeek said:
I was told by some motard at a booth that their stock Remington 700 sps was the new sniper rifle for the marines. When I laughed in his face he doubled down on stupid and tried to back talk his sales pitch that it wasn't "announced" yet and that I'd look pretty stupid when they weren't under NDA and make the announcement.
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Get one now while you still can!
 
Ive heard lots of stupid things at gun shows, many that have been posted already.

One of my favorites was at the gso show when an ammo can vendor had printed off 'news stories' from the internet about how the .gov was going to be banning the sale of ammo cans... "buy while you can!"
That was about 4 years ago.

Or the guy that said the LCP was a POS, but his Diamondback ( I think that's what it was ) was amazing, it was because his was polymer, but the LCP was plastic...
 
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Get one now while you still can!
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That jackwagon at the first table at the Raliegh gun show. Every time I go by there. I avoid the place now just so I don't have to wanna smack someone (else).
 
Dumbest thing I "saw" at a Greensboro GS. I asked to look at a S&W 9mm. OK.
I pulled the slide, cause that's what I do. It was loaded !
With one in the chamber. o_O
 
"Duuuudddee! I f*ck people up with this one all the time in Call of Duty! I should get this one! Wait, why does it say MSAR and not Steyr AUG?"

It was a grown man, in his 30s.

Not going to say I don't enjoy video games from time to time, but damn...
 
Free jerky samples.
This M2 isn't registered, but it's ok since it's semi-auto.

Also, really should be a square for the flashlight dude, but I don't see anything I'd boot to fit it in. Like real bingo, maybe need extras for card variety.
 
I was watching a guy check out a Kriss Vector.

Guy- "why is is so bulky up front here?"
Salesman- "I don't know, some kinda new features I guess".
 
Dude sporting a Molon shirt, telling me that if Hillary wins the election, "we're" not gonna be able to own these (AR platform rifles) anymore.

I looked at his shirt, looked at him, looked back at his shirt, then looked at him again. I walked off, but there was a part of me that wanted to ask him,

"You wear a Spartan shirt on your body but speak the words of a subject...what is that supposed to be son? Some kinda sick JOKE?!!!"
 
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The gun show bingo thing would be funny to do. It needs a few more squares that don't show up on every card.

How about adding "Man that just found out there is no gun show loop hole when hearing he has to fill out a 4473."
 
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Reserve a bingo spot for sellers balking when I show them gunbroker sold auctions for 20% less including shipping and FFL on used guns.
 
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