I really dislike my neighbors....

Garbage, or refuse, is generally covered in most town ordinances, as providing a place for vermin to reside and multiply.

Then the POS neighbors have the nerve to complain about all the snakes in their yard. Wonder why they come over there? It's because the rats and field mice live in all that garbage.

They're constantly asking me to come over to kill the snakes. F' them and their snake. I catch them, then show the neighbors that people outside of the city know how to respect nature and know that all have a reason and purpose for being there, which is more than I can say about them.
 
Do some research and reconnaissance. Do they rent or own? Who lives there? Do they have a record? warrants? social media posts? Are they doing anything criminal (dealing/cooking/abusing)?

Calling the law isn't step 1 but it's always on the table.
 
For all you non-social, anti-social, and non HOA memebers out there:

Opendoor, Offerpad, and Redfin type services will buy your homes, and it's literally a click away. Probably how I'm gonna evacuate our expanding neighborhood onto my existing 11 acre range in the next 6 months.

HAHAHA. I've looked into that already. Which we're moving by the way. The town's lack of consistent enforcement of zoning violations combined with the general degradation of the neighborhood has me running to a HOA that will keep most of the nonsense to a minimum. I understand everyone has a bad day or two, but no one wants to live beside sub-humans.
 
Do some research and reconnaissance. Do they rent or own? Who lives there? Do they have a record? warrants? social media posts? Are they doing anything criminal (dealing/cooking/abusing)?

Calling the law isn't step 1 but it's always on the table.

Yep. The same neighbors I have a problem with are constantly affront of the law. Then they have the nerve to complain to me about not talking to them first. SERIOUSLY?! I'll let the LEO deal with those sub-humans, so I won't be in court for whatever confrontation they're going to have with me over a dispute over them not following the zoning code.
 
That’s the rub..... if you’re not governed by an HOA or local ordinances, then your “free” to be a crappy homeowner/neighbor. I have the same issue with a neighbor but I can’t have my cake and eat it too, so I say/do nothing. But I can shoot/play loud music/piss off my porch while watching them drive by and they can’t say/do anything.

Ain’t ‘Murica Grand!!

Cause knowing is half the battle.

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Yeah that fence needs a coat of paint, now that is ugly.


This is what Im ashamed of and keep hidden from the neighbors behind my hideous fence..
I know , My weeds are out of control this year.
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Here’s what they won’t hide with a fence..

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Now tell me, am I out of line for feeling the way I do?
 
Hedge row, problem solved.
 
Back up on Long Island, NY neighbor was idiot, son would park his project car (no tags) on the lawn between the house and my home,
one day that car just happened to catch fire.
 
Back up on Long Island, NY neighbor was idiot, son would park his project car (no tags) on the lawn between the house and my home,
one day that car just happened to catch fire.
Pics, or alternately police report.
 
WTF? That is ludicrous. How do people live like this?

The funny part is that Charlotte also has limits on the amount of impermeable surface you can have, which means... parking in the lawn.

I'm gonna go stare out the kitchen window at my truck parked in the yard and whisper "freedom" to myself.
 
A faded Polaroid will suffice
I had an alibi, was working 22 miles away when it happened.

edit: two younger sons had habit of playing with the uninsured no tags on the car when
big brother was at work and no parents home, they would back it out into the street then floor it to burn rubber, it has a posi traction axle, anyway it caught fire later that day, most likely bad fuel line.
 
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I had neighbors like that once. The best part is, if they complain about your yard or the parties that go all night long, you can kill them and it's not even against the law.

Good to know.
Is it OK because you were there first or because they were a little bitch?
 
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I put this sign on my side yard fence a couple weeks ago. I’m case link doesn’t work it reads- Best way to meet the Lord is prayer. Trespassing is faster. It has a pistol pointed forward.

Lady neighbor comes over. Her name is Jan. Always complaining to me about other people on the street. She is a damn dingbat UNC grad who thinks she is better than everyone else and her grown kids are perfect. Jan- “Ken. What are we going to do about that sign. I have a bridal shower Saturday and people are coming from out of town. Some of them are religious.” Me- “ Well Jan that’s not anti religious. It will be fine.” Guess she got with the wife and three days later I notice it’s off the fence so I put it back up and told the wife don’t put your damn hands on that sign again or I will put up a barrier wall and paint her side with gang graffiti. And I will and may still yet.

This a-hole moved here from Fayetteville and meddles in everybody’s business. Retired from the school system with a big salary. Her house was 3900 square feet when they inherited it but they added on another 1500 square feet and drove all thru my damn side yard with contractors and I never said a word. Soon as she got it signed over she put her mom in an assisted living facility so they wouldn’t be bothered with her. The Mom was still driving, cooking, cleaning, in good health.

They always asked me to do HVAC,electrical, plumbing, taking down trees, trimming, bring them back from getting the car serviced, etc... I ain’t doing shyte for that women ever again. My place is junkless, mowed every week, very nice 3300 brick home. Mind your own business a-hole.
 
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Other than mentally ill ‘tranny’ children, Marxists and inconsiderate a-holes my neighbors are fine. Their houses are well kept and yards are fine so I don’t really care what they do. Althpugh the black good on the aging silver Honda Accord next door is really pissing me off. :p
 
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I put this sign on my side yard fence a couple weeks ago. I’m case link doesn’t work it reads- Best way to meet the Lord is prayer. Trespassing is faster. It has a pistol pointed forward.

Lady neighbor comes over. Her name is Jan. Always complaining to me about other people on the street. She is a damn dingbat UNC grad who thinks she is better than everyone else and her grown kids are perfect. Jan- “Ken. What are we going to do about that sign. I have a bridal shower Saturday and people are coming from out of town. Some of them are religious.” Me- “ Well Jan that’s not anti religious. It will be fine.” Guess she got with the wife and three days later I notice it’s off the fence so I put it back up and told the wife don’t put your damn hands on that sign again or I will put up a barrier wall and paint her side with gang graffiti. And I will and may still yet.

This a-hole moved here from Fayetteville and meddles in everybody’s business. Retired from the school system with a big salary. Her house was 3900 square feet when they inherited it but they added on another 1500 square feet and drove all thru my damn side yard with contractors and I never said a word. Soon as she got it signed over she put her mom in an assisted living facility so they wouldn’t be bothered with her. The Mom was still driving, cooking, cleaning, in good health.

They always asked me to do HVAC,electrical, plumbing, taking down trees, trimming, bring them back from getting the car serviced, etc... I ain’t doing shyte for that women ever again. My place is junkless, mowed every week, very nice 3300 brick home. Mind your own business a-hole.
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I had neighbors like that once. The best part is, if they complain about your yard or the parties that go all night long, you can kill them and it's not even against the law.


That's the foundation of an unfinished house, not a cemetary.
 
That's the foundation of an unfinished house, not a cemetary.

Ummm, after blowing it up, you would be right. At first glance, it did look like a cemetery. Just like those old neighbors of mine.

Now I see why nobody got the joke.

Nothing to see here folks, move along.
 
There’s a lot of upside to having a wooded buffer between you and neighbors. Filters noise and blocks unsightly messes. Fences just don’t do it.
 
Damn dog came at me this morning.
I will never take out the garbage can again with out my pistol.
She came roaring off the porch. Got her to stop in the road and tossed my hot coffee at her.

Animal control is issuing a $400 ticket now for the 3rd offense.
Going to have to go to court and try to put the dog issue to bed.

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Damn dog came at me this morning.
I will never take out the garbage can again with out my pistol.
She came roaring off the porch. Got her to stop in the road and tossed my hot coffee at her.

Animal control is issuing a $400 ticket now for the 3rd offense.
Going to have to go to court and try to put the dog issue to bed.

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Make sure to angle shots to bounce up off the asphalt toward that truck when/if you wind up shooting it.
 
They just can’t keep their dog in their own yard... after a $400 ticket, you’d think they’d learn.
Well at least she was smart enough to stay out of my yard.

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