Put a 40 count bake potato in the front of your underwear and they will never notice. For that matter in the back of your underwear and they will not see the gun.
That reminds me of this joke:
An Italian and a polish guy are walking down the beach wearing Speedoâs. While walking they get a lot of attention from women, but it seems that all the women are interested in the Italian guy!
After the day was over the guys are hanging out and the polish guy asks, âOk you have to tell me whatâs going on, Iâm not bad looking, Iâm athletic and physically fit.... whatâs your secret? Why are they all into you?â The Italian says, âOk, tomorrow when we walk the beach, put a potato in your speedo.â The polish nods his head in understanding.
The next day they walk the beach again, but strangely it happens again! All the women are only interested in the Italian guy...
That evening the Polish guy ask him again, âMan, I did what you said and nothing... WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!â
The Italian guy says, âOk bro, tomorrow, put the potato in the front...â