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Saw a sticker on the back of a red truck today that was in front of me at a train crossing.
Top center of the rear window was an AR15, decked out, of course, with an ACOG etc, and above it it said "ASSAULT LIFE."

Who are you assaulting besides that lawn (had a mower)?
Implying the rifle is an 'assault rifle' or something?

Cringy.
 
That sticker is as old as the Make America Green Again sticker that I just saw for the first time on Sunday.
 
about as old as the Ipack sticker with the Glock silhouette on the WINDSHIELD I've seen several times.

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Howland said:
I see Salt Life stickers and decals all over the place here in South Carolina. It's a brand of fishing and apparel catering to saltwater fishing, yada, yada, yada.

The best one I've seen says;

Your Salt Life amuses me.

US Submarine Service.
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I live in upstate, SC too and I see these same stupid stickers and I ask myself where is salt life around us.
 
HMP said:
Who are you assaulting besides that lawn (had a mower)? Implying the rifle is an 'assault rifle' or something?

Cringy.
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I don't think they're planning on assaulting anything, but rather just their way of saying they like AR pattern rifles.

That, or they're just trying to piss off the Prius drivers who have a Coexist bumper sticker.

Either way - I don't think it wise to advertise such things, but to each their own.
 
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SPST said:
I'm thinking about putting a coexist sticker on my Subaru. No one would expect it to have guns in it then! Hell I wouldn't even have to lock it!
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I leave my doors unlocked sometimes in my truck, of course my German Shepherd is in the back seat. If you can grab my rifle , with your arm intact, it’s yours. Go ahead and run, she likes fast food!
 
kcult said:
And because of the font the salt life sticker uses, for the first few dozen times I saw it on the front glass of a car at work, I mistook it to read slut life.
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Glad I'm not the only one!

Here on the western end of the triangle, I see Salt Life stickers virtually every day. We're a good 3 hours from the beach up here. I seriously doubt these folks spend much time at the beach.

I've never really understood the trendy bumper sticker thing. I have a few stickers on my truck, but at least they're unique.
 
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SPST said:
I'm thinking about putting a coexist sticker on my Subaru. No one would expect it to have guns in it then! Hell I wouldn't even have to lock it!
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You just may get a few dinner out invites.;)
 
kcult said:
And because of the font the salt life sticker uses, for the first few dozen times I saw it on the front glass of a car at work, I mistook it to read slut life.
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Yep, me too. Thought the car owner was advertising for someone to party with his wife.

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First, as far as spoofs I prefer the Walt Life stickers in the Disney font.

Second, I am truly using the phrase “home defense rifle” as often as I can to confuse people who think I have an assault rifle.
 
Hammer21b said:
I leave my doors unlocked sometimes in my truck, of course my German Shepherd is in the back seat. If you can grab my rifle , with your arm intact, it’s yours. Go ahead and run, she likes fast food!
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GSD:
Likely to feel very personal connection to masters vehicle.

Sarge, our family dog in the 70's, was a big male GS. Was a k9 dog.
Sweet sweet dog. Could leave him in the front yard and he'd just get piled on by neighborhood kids. He was acutely aware of who was allowed in and who was NOT allowed into the protected perimeter though. Never had a dog like that since.
 
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