Homeowners who did it right

Curmudgeon

Curmudgeon

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Had it happen to me three weeks ago, but I went outside.
Guess I did it wrong , but I'm not the cower in the house and wait till help arrives type. Luckily it turned out to be a lone female so high on meth she was hallucinating.
 
Ikarus1 said:
Gotta have some way to test out the various inventions of the modern world we live in. Why not do it to a couple methed out would-be invaders?
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I told my neighbor to tie anyone he saw messing around my place upside down in the barn and I'd deal with them when I get home.
I figured they would be nice and tender after roasting in there for a few hours.
 
ronn47 said:
I told my neighbor to tie anyone he saw messing around my place upside down in the barn and I'd deal with them when I get home.
I figured they would be nice and tender after roasting in there for a few hours.
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I suggest a nice honey sugar glaze along with low heat for 6-8hrs. Not sure if tainted long pig is still a delicacy
 
Curmudgeon said:
https://abc11.com/theyre-after-me-police-warn-of-woman-knocking-on-door-seeking-help/5325423/

Stranger banging on the door inn the middle of the night saying she needed help. Homeowners stayed behind locked doors, armed, and called the sheriff's department. When they let the girl know that help was coming, she took off. Reviewing the security video, the owners saw that a man was hiding nearby.
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Anyone banging on the door in the middle of the night and I promise whoever (the girlfriend or I) opens the door will always have someone or the other person covering them at the door
 
backwoodsshooter said:
Anyone banging on the door in the middle of the night and I promise whoever (the girlfriend or I) opens the door will always have someone or the other person covering them at the door
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Girlfriend?
 
backwoodsshooter said:
Sigh, yes. No we aren’t going to run off in to the sunset and get married like @Millie thinks.
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Who are you kidding. Every girlfriend deep down wants to move the needle to married. Only thing is, are you the one? If you don't think that women do this, you are sadly mistaken.

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Grits said:
Our local long pig expert.

Calling @fieldgrade

He can give you some options.
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I am no expert. Not even an apprentice, because being an apprentice assumes you are working under someone who knows what they are doing.

But I DO have a plan.
 
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