There are no stupid questions?

The theory is that since one is asking, the intent is to learn, hence no stupid questions because someone has a reasonable interest in learning what they're asking about..... BUT there are stupid people.
 
The theory is that since one is asking, the intent is to learn, hence no stupid questions because someone has a reasonable interest in learning what they're asking about..... BUT there are stupid people.
Apply that logic the next time your wife ask "Do these make my butt look fat?"

Video would help us enjoy the moment.
 
There are stupid questions. Although not all stupid people ask stupid question, the results are magnified when that is the case.
 
Lol I had a coworker ask a guy how he got so messed up(high). Not a stupid question in general but after the guy said I shoved meth up my ass and I ain't never gonna do that again. I don't think she will be asking anyone else that question.
 
Me: Last night's storm blew off several of my shingles.

Coworker: From off the roof?

Me: :confused:


My office is in a secure area of the building and requires the use of a fob or key to enter. There's a refrigerator sized ups that keeps critical systems (and my pc) online in the event of a power failure until the generator comes online. Lights and the fob readers are not connected to the ups.

So one day the power goes out and the lights go off. I'm sitting in my dark now very quiet (no hvac when the power is out) office, listening to the generator outside roar to life.

Out in the hallway I hear someone running towards my door followed by a taping on the wall as they try to use their fob to enter. Next I hear a frantic jingling of keys and the door bursts open.... Coworker screams into the darkness that is my office "THE POWER IS OUT!!".

Of course "Brian the Dick" responds with "<<gasp>> Really !?? I had no idea! How can you tell?? ".

Good times...
 
Apply that logic the next time your wife ask "Do these make my butt look fat?"

Video would help us enjoy the moment.

I am brutally honest and logical in my responses to the point where my wife has stopped asking for my opinion on most things, and I've only been married four years.
 
There are some stupid questions. Today I'm buying sparklers for my wife at The Pottery. Check out dude ask for my birth date, for sparklers! I have a big grey beard, So he gets a stupid answer. February 31 1952. Seems highly disturbed when the register wont accept the date, and ask me again. I reply maybe 62 or 63 I can't remember so just put any date you want in there. I ask how old you have to be to buy them and he states 21. He starts to rant about protecting children blah blah blah.
 
Stupid answers are free.
 
When someone asks me a question that defies any reasonable response, I've stopped responding.
I just stare.
My wife and kids actually find this humorous.
 
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You could have replied: No, on my lower back and butt. Do you want to see?

Actually, my response was, "No, from the shingle tree I planted in the front yard a few years ago."

He laughed after realizing how stupid his question was.
 
I am brutally honest and logical in my responses to the point where my wife has stopped asking for my opinion on most things, and I've only been married four years.
You really should teach a class for the less fortunate.
 
Me: Last night's storm blew off several of my shingles.

Coworker: From off the roof?

Me: :confused:
I probably would have answered, ā€œHereā€™s your signā€ after that one.
 
Everyone is someone else's idiot. Whatever your field of knowledge or expertise, whether it be rocket science or ice cream, everyone else is a moron.

Just sayin'
 
The most stupid question I ever answered yes to was:

Do you, Ron, take this woman ............
 
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