Happy Independence Day


I need those.

And I just realised, I'm more the American dream than most of y'all. You were born here, I had to fight my way past the INS to get here, now I've got some land of my own and the bills to prove it! What's more 'Merican than an immigrant here stealing your bosomy womenfolk and land?
 
Well I'm just the cook. My age and fat ass won't get me anywhere fast. I'll be a speed bump to slow somebody down.

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Funny, I'm old fat and cook too. Need an assistant cook?
 
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