Bwaaaahaha!!! It’s a good thing we didn’t grow up together, let’s grab some drinks!Oh man ... I have soooo many.
- ask them to repeat everything ... tell them you need to get a pen and lay the phone down and walk away ... ask them for a number to call them back you’re in the middle of screwing your sister-in-law (my wife ... just depends on what pops into my twisted mind
- if they start on Apple stuff : I can’t eat Apples because my dentures slip ... I prefer pears ... what kind of apples I like Granny Smiths ... etc
- if it’s Windows: I don’t have anything running Windows because that’s what the Russians hacked and elected Trump ... its winter all my windows are shut and locked it damn cold here ... we just replaced all the windows in the house with vinyl ones ... etc
- if they are asking for money ... I don’t have a credit card I only have cash can I fax you the money? I don’t drive and handle stuff using my good old fax machine ... that one is good for 2 to 3 minutes of pure frustration
- tell them you phone’s battery is dying and you need to call them back on another phone ... that catches off guard.
- there’s the old classic when they ask for social security number, credit card number or such is give them a number that is 5 digits then dash and then 3 more stopping abruptly and saying ... oops that was my inmate identification number, after being in prison as long as I was I that’s the ID number I automatically say first
Lately, I’ve been waiting for the political stuff but for some reason I’ve not received any calls ... no surveys or polls.
I’m guessing you’re a hoot in a crowd (read victims).
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