Perineum Sunning

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/perineum-sunning-josh-brolin

I read this and started LMAO; and people from hollywood think that we should listen to what they have to say about the various political issues embroiling the US. I am sorry, but until you are smart enough not to burn your taint meat, just STFU.

California.

Just like the first person who ever uttered, "This rattlesnake tastes like chicken," it makes you wonder how this was discovered.

When I first glanced at the title, I thought I read "perennial sunning".

... and then I started laughing after I read the article!

Thought that is what they did to Deadpool. Talk about shedding a little light on the subject.

I read the title a few times asking if it said what I thought it said. Sadly, it did. I want off this planet.

In case you were wondering.

Why do the news agencies report on stupid stuff like this?

Sounds like someone got pranked

Bunch of morons wasting oxygen.


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Sun shall not touch the taint, saith the lord.

Apparently he is one of those that common sense wasn’t so common for!

Jp8819 said:

Apparently he is one of those that common sense wasn’t so common for!

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I'd say he's one of those that would do whatever a 30ish year old piece of tail would tell him.

lol yep his new wife is 32. LOL

dmarbell said:

In case you were wondering.

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So cover the ta-taas while exposing the taint an v-jay. Seems unlikely, but I think it’s worth thorough study.

Taint you very much for the info

JimB said:

So cover the ta-taas while exposing the taint an v-jay. Seems unlikely, but I think it’s worth thorough study.

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Let's just start a poll: which would hurt more, burnt lips or sack?

dmarbell said:

Let's just start a poll: which would hurt more, burnt lips or sack?

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Don't know about that but I can attest to the fact that sunburned boobs are the end to a happy night in a far away motel. Ask me about LJ and Lake Okeechobee, go ahead, I dare you. Absolutely the best and worst night I have ever spent with the woman!!! I will admit that alligators and alcohol were involved......

I ain't skeered. What about LJ and Lake Okeechobee????

Schattenreiter said:

I ain't skeered. What about LJ and Lake Okeechobee????

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Short story....Topless sunbathing, ticket from the Green Man for catching Alligator, bystanders, very little sunscreen, soreness, tenderness, riding back to Ft Lauderdale in same condition, big trucks backing up, stopped by Trooper, another ticket, excellent weekend for everyone but ME....

Bailey Boat said:

Short story....Topless sunbathing, ticket from the Green Man for catching Alligator, bystanders, very little sunscreen, soreness, tenderness, riding back to Ft Lauderdale in same condition, big trucks backing up, stopped by Trooper, another ticket, excellent weekend for everyone but ME....

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This makes me want to hear the long story.

Jp8819 said:

Apparently he is one of those that common sense wasn’t so common for!

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Well, wasn’t he dad the one that married ol Babs Streisand? Just goes to show the apple don’t fall far from the tree!

dmarbell said:

Let's just start a poll: which would hurt more, burnt lips or sack?

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Thanks for that mental image! Until this day, I have never had to wonder about either of those things and you bring them up both at the same time. Again, thanks. Ugggh!

dmarbell said:

Let's just start a poll: which would hurt more, burnt lips or sack?

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If you singed the old marble bag only one of you would suffer. You'll never hear the end of it if she toasts her muffin.

Hammer21b said:

Thanks for that mental image! Until this day, I have never had to wonder about either of those things and you bring them up both at the same time. Again, thanks. Ugggh!

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It's all part of the service. No extra charges.

Bailey Boat said:

Short story....Topless sunbathing...

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Hammer21b said:

Thanks for that mental image! Until this day, I have never had to wonder about either of those things and you bring them up both at the same time. Again, thanks. Ugggh!

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And the mental image of BB sunbathing topless is less damaging than burnt lips or sack? I think he's getting short changed!