The Mrs and I like Taco Bell. She gets two soft tacos and I get two crunch tacos supreme. It isn't greasy and move in your belly like McDonalds does which also leaves you feeling like you ate but are hungry for nutrition.
I had a friend, Eric, who was in a bar and this giant dude walked in. Eric mentioned to his buddies, "if I fight breaks out, I want to be on that guys side". A few minutes later, he feels a tap tap tap on his shoulder and see's its the giant dude who says, "What's this about you wanting to get into a fight with the big guy?" Eric replied, "No sir, you have it wrong, I said if there is a fight I want to be on your side." The big guy smiled and said, "Ok, that's different. Hi my name is Dick. Do you like my hat?" which he proceeded to put on Eric's head and then bought Eric a beer and a pickled egg. Eric said thank you, wore the hat and ate the egg. He said that they could have put a turd in front of him at that moment and he would have eaten it. Since then it became their thing to eat a pickled egg at the bar, but one time that didn't go so well for the guy who rode a motorcycle home and it made him queasy and vomit.