And I was looking forward to seeing the inside of your RV.
I'm not even sure those pics are of your butthole.
Scribble "tunnel of love" around it before the next one, and I'll be convinced.
Dick pics? In this weather?
I guess I need to start freeing up some gigger bites on this S6, huh?
Anyone staying at Carolina Pines RV resort this go round?
I'll take a gallon.
One day you're saving puppies. The next, you're punting a homie in the nads.
A fellow was trying to tell me how tough he was. He said, "I ate barbed wire and thought it was spaghetti."
I told him I ate barbed wire and...
Still in stock. Still on sale.
What is the appliance in the upper left corner?
Reminds me of the time we were having supper and the power went out. I quickly reached for the last piece of fried chicken only to feel a sharp...
Show him the picture. That should change his mind.
What's the punchline to that old joke? Oh yeah... That's not my dog. Lol.
I didn't want a dog, but wifey did. So, we compromised and got a dog.
You want me to give it a try today?
My undocumented neighborhood pharmacist was arrested in front of my house yesterday.
I gotta find a new supplier.
Sorry about the thieves....
Straw purchases are illegal.
Safety wasn't mentioned by me as a reason for them to be removed, but I understand what you're saying.
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