10 reasons not to eat bacon

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10 reasons to avoid bacon

By Thomas Seest

I’m not talking bacon that comes from turkey or tofu; I’m talking about real bacon. Well, believe it or not, there are some reasons to avoid bacon.

  1. Your religion instructs you to not eat pork.
    If this is the case, I understand. Chances are, though, your religion allows you to eat all sorts of other delicious, wonderful fatty foods.
  2. You have an allergy to bacon.
    If this is the case, I really feel bad for you. But, if you break out in hives, or can’t breathe, or your heart stops beating permanently if you take a bite of bacon, then bacon is really bad for you. And you should avoid it.
  3. You’re a vegan or a vegetarian.
    There are many people who are vegans or vegetarians, and they have many reasons for their decisions. If you are a vegan or a vegetarian, you should step away from the bacon permanently. Bacon is not a delicious vegetable. So you should avoid it.
  4. Bacon doesn’t fit your budget.
    If you can’t find time for a part time job, or you haven’t won the lottery, and bacon doesn’t fit into your budget, you should probably avoid bacon.
  5. You’re doing a water fast.
    Bad news here. If you are in the middle of a water fast, bacon is a lot of things, but it is not water. You need to step away from the bacon.
  6. You don’t like the B Vitamins.
    If you don’t like B Vitamins, you should steer clear of the bacon. Apparently, there is Vitamin B1, B2, B3, B5, B6 and B12 in bacon. Who knew?
  7. You don’t like bacon juice.
    One of the side effects of cooking bacon, is that left over grease or “bacon juice”. Many people collect it in jars, or use it to fry eggs and other tasty dishes. But, if you don’t like bacon juice, you shouldn’t make bacon, or eat it.
  8. You can’t eat salt.
    Salt is used in the process of curing and preserving bacon. You can buy uncured bacon, which can be salt free, but tread carefully here. For sure, step away from the cured bacon.
  9. You don’t know how to cook it.
    If you don’t cook bacon properly, you can get trichinosis, which is a serious problem. Learn to cook before you cook and eat your own bacon.
  10. You don’t like the taste.
    Yes, that is sad, but there are people who don’t like the taste of bacon.
Many of us have lost lots of fat while eating a steady diet of bacon, and other fats. We’ve also seen a huge improvement in our blood lab work, and our general state of health; all while eating bacon. For many of us, bacon gives us hope, and we enjoy making it a part of our way of eating on a regular basis.

But there is good news, though. Even if you don’t eat bacon, for any of the reasons listed above, you can still lose fat, and enjoy good health, eating a low-carb, high-fat, ketogenic diet. There are plenty of other foods too eat, beside bacon, that are a nutritious source of fat and will allow you to enjoy these many health benefits.

So, if you don’t eat bacon, or you do eat bacon, continue to be awesome.
 
spittinfire said:
Are you kidding me, in my house we save the bacon grease so we can fry our eggs in it. There's a touch of bacon flavor in every egg sandwich I make....even when we're out of bacon.
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My lovely bride is from Buffalo, NY. When she saw that my mother did this, and had an oversized porcelain coffee mug with about a pound and a half with bacon, she was apoplectic. She didn't know what to make of it. Now, she does it.
 
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RetiredUSNChief said:
By Thomas Seest

I’m not talking bacon that comes from turkey or tofu; I’m talking about real bacon. Well, believe it or not, there are some reasons to avoid bacon
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Harumph! That's asinine.

Thomas Seest not that tofu maketh not the Bacon, nor is Avian a suitable source.
 
spittinfire said:
Are you kidding me, in my house we save the bacon grease so we can fry our eggs in it. There's a touch of bacon flavor in every egg sandwich I make....even when we're out of bacon.
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chiefjason said:
Typing this with bacon to the left of me. I don't need this kind of negativity in my life!
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Errr...ya'll need to read the whole article. It satire.

;)
 
I go to a work related trade show once a year. For several years it was in Orlando, just moved away from there in 2014. The last two years we went to Orlando we discovered this restaurant. They bring you bacon as an appetizer type food, the way some places bring you bread sticks. And it was all you can eat, even after you got your entree, they just keep bringing it.

http://www.vinesgrille.com/
 
Gator said:
I go to a work related trade show once a year. For several years it was in Orlando, just moved away from there in 2014. The last two years we went to Orlando we discovered this restaurant. They bring you bacon as an appetizer type food, the way some places bring you bread sticks. And it was all you can eat, even after you got your entree, they just keep bringing it.

http://www.vinesgrille.com/
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That place must be in Heaven
 
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Gator said:
I go to a work related trade show once a year. For several years it was in Orlando, just moved away from there in 2014. The last two years we went to Orlando we discovered this restaurant. They bring you bacon as an appetizer type food, the way some places bring you bread sticks. And it was all you can eat, even after you got your entree, they just keep bringing it.

http://www.vinesgrille.com/
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Next trip to Disney with the family, I'm putting that on the list of places to go!

Five people...that'll be a rather hefty bill, though.
 
Mirac said:
$12 for SOUP !o_O
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Hey...I just ate at Riverstone last night, in Suffolk, VA. Cost me $90 for my meal, which included one appetizer, 22 oz. ribeye, green beans, and a drink. That didn't include the tip.
 
I can think of four reasons not to eat bacon. While tasty it is the weakest of the breakfast meats.
1) Country ham is far superior.
2)Livermush/Scrapple/Liver Puddin
3)Homemade Sausage
4)Fries Pork Tenderloin
 
Mommy Says people that don't like Bacon are the Devil! Now were did I put that pack of bacon since you made me want some, dang it I ate it all time to go get more.
 
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