100 year warranty on very ugly SUV

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A new battle-ready SUV is turning heads for its shocking simplistic design and 100-year warranty. The construction of the Partisan One is reminiscent of scaffolding and is actually delivered in a lightweight assembly kit, making it easier to drop the vehicle into warzones. The SUV is also somewhat sparse, only coming with the most basic components. http://wglmagazine.com/index.php/20...ne-ready-truck-that-gets-1000-miles-per-tank/

 
He stole the design from me. I did it on the back of a paper placemat at Sambo’s in 1973.

Warranty cover wear parts, ie they are full of crap, just looking for some grant/development/investor money and then poof.
 
All that steel and a dinky little trailer hitch
 
htperry said:
A new battle-ready SUV is turning heads for its shocking simplistic design and 100-year warranty. The construction of the Partisan One is reminiscent of scaffolding and is actually delivered in a lightweight assembly kit, making it easier to drop the vehicle into warzones. The SUV is also somewhat sparse, only coming with the most basic components. http://wglmagazine.com/index.php/20...ne-ready-truck-that-gets-1000-miles-per-tank/

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Heh! "Warzone ready" AND "1,000 miles per tank"?

Sooo...it's never going to be loaded down with heavy equipment and personnel and all the warzones will have nicely paved roads everywhere, huh?

What's this thing got...100 to 150 gallon gas tank?
 
Kinda looks like the GMC and Chevys of today. Flat square front end. Sitting in one spot.
 
Love the green bungee cord that holds the door closed... lol... This is a joke right?
 
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