Some of youse muggs...ever watch yourself eat?
Power-fisting food into your face..I mean mouth wide open and 40% of the hamburger in one bite.
Ok someone's gotta let the dog out!
Ever see one of those hammer cranes that pound telephone poles in the ground? If they made little versions of that you'd have one pounding deviled eggs down your mouth 3 at a time.
Those helicopters that put out fires with the big water bag? Fill that bag with spaghetti and fly it over your mouth.
Get a concrete pump and use it to pump the Wendy's frosty straight to your face.
You need to carry a piece of radiator hose with you so you can inhale your McCoke in one suck.
You and the dog start eating at the same time and you finish first...
You ex-military guys are the best at this. Did anyone ever tell you that you have longer than 7 minutes to eat your food now?
I've seen stuff that would curl your toes backwards so if you see me watching you eat with that 'dayum' look on my face you've done something.
Power-fisting food into your face..I mean mouth wide open and 40% of the hamburger in one bite.
Ok someone's gotta let the dog out!
Ever see one of those hammer cranes that pound telephone poles in the ground? If they made little versions of that you'd have one pounding deviled eggs down your mouth 3 at a time.
Those helicopters that put out fires with the big water bag? Fill that bag with spaghetti and fly it over your mouth.
Get a concrete pump and use it to pump the Wendy's frosty straight to your face.
You need to carry a piece of radiator hose with you so you can inhale your McCoke in one suck.
You and the dog start eating at the same time and you finish first...
You ex-military guys are the best at this. Did anyone ever tell you that you have longer than 7 minutes to eat your food now?
I've seen stuff that would curl your toes backwards so if you see me watching you eat with that 'dayum' look on my face you've done something.
