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New guy in our office came to me with a question. He had just moved to NC from NYC. He said, "You're from around here right?" I said, "Yes!" He says, "Do you now much about fencing and how to build fence?" I say, "Well a little....I have built fence off and on over the years for cattle and horses....but I don't consider myself an expert. Why do you ask?" He says, "I just bought a piece of property.....10 acres just west of town. It's all grown up with weeds, small trees, bushes, etc. I was wanting to mow it down somehow and everybody tells me I need a Bush-hog!....so....what kind of fence would I need to build in order to keep a bush-hog from getting off the property?...are they a mean vicious animal?.....and will they actually eat the little trees and bushes along with the weeds?