Butter?

Hey you could be killed around here for your banana pudding preference so be careful. Mayo choice might not be a death penalty item, but someone might give you a nut shot!
hahahahahahaha fair enough!
 
Speaking of... So coconut oil. The same kind you use for cooking...GREAT LUBE.
@Chdamn tried this?

Coconut oil? You’re kidding right. I posted a whole bunch about the awesomeness and benefits of that a long time ago. Found this whole underground community touting it when I searched for oil based lubes.

Downsides. Too thin for use by yourself or for the back door but phenomenal for the front.

Not only does is stay in place, never needs reapplication, smells and tastes great (goes together like chocolate and peanut butter) but apparently, unlike other oil lubes it restores a woman’s ph, will prevent and possibly aid in curing yeast and urinary infections.

So yeah we keep a couple of the big tubs of the stuff around the house.

Just an FYI you have to buy virgin not the processed. The processed does not work well as a lube.
 
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Coconut oil? You’re kidding right. I posted a whole bunch about the awesomeness and benefits of that a long time ago. Found this whole underground community touting it when I searched for oil based lubes.

Downsides. Too thin for use by yourself or for the back door but phenomenal for the front.

Not only does is stay in place, never needs reapplication, smells and tastes great (goes together like chocolate and peanut butter) but apparently, unlike other oil lubes it restores a woman’s ph, will prevent and possibly aid in curing yeast and urinary infections.

So yeah we keep a couple of the big tubs of the stuff around the house.

Just an FYI you have to buy virgin not the processed. The processed does not work well as a lube.
uhh I'll argue your point about back door...that's WHEN we use it. Usually handjob and that.
 
uhh I'll argue your point about back door...that's WHEN we use it. Usually handjob and that.

Step up your game and you’ll need something thicker.

Just saying.
 
Kerrygold Irish Butter is what our family likes the best, we have tried the Amish butter, Cabot’s and pretty much all of the stuff you can get locally, our second go to is the small batch butter that is sold at the “Town & Country Market” on Vandalia Road in Greensboro.
 
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