Long_Hunter
Sufficient Speed, Acceptable Drag
2A Bourbon Hound 2024
2A Bourbon Hound OG
Charter Life Member
Benefactor
Supporting Member
This is one I picked up a loooong time ago…still makes me smile. Enjoy, LH.
The Differential Theory of Special Operations Forces (Snake Model)
Upon encountering a snake in the area of operations:
Leg- Runs screaming away from snake.
ABN Infantry- Kills the snake and continues mission.
ABN Ranger- Plays with snake, kills it, and then continues mission.
SEAL- Expends all ammo, several grenades, and a Naval bombardment in failed effort to kill snake…finally squashes snake with 50lb weight from ruck.
Recon Marine- Follows the snake.
Combat Controller- Guides the snake elsewhere.
Pararescue- Wounds the snake and then works like hell to save it.
Special Forces- Makes contact with the snake, wins its heart and mind, and then trains it to hunt and kill other snakes.
Delta Force- What snake?
The Differential Theory of Special Operations Forces (Snake Model)
Upon encountering a snake in the area of operations:
Leg- Runs screaming away from snake.
ABN Infantry- Kills the snake and continues mission.
ABN Ranger- Plays with snake, kills it, and then continues mission.
SEAL- Expends all ammo, several grenades, and a Naval bombardment in failed effort to kill snake…finally squashes snake with 50lb weight from ruck.
Recon Marine- Follows the snake.
Combat Controller- Guides the snake elsewhere.
Pararescue- Wounds the snake and then works like hell to save it.
Special Forces- Makes contact with the snake, wins its heart and mind, and then trains it to hunt and kill other snakes.
Delta Force- What snake?