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As part of rotating my get home bag, I've swapped out the 4 year old (but not expired) lifeboat rations. This package has been in the car for several years now so it's gone through hundreds of heat/cold cycles, been frozen, been 'cooked' to whatever temp cars get to in the summer, etc. Figured I should know if it's at all edible after that.

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The package was still nicely sealed, no drama there. Opened it up and took the brick out:

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Had a faint smell of vanilla, like a really really old powerbar. When I went to cut it into pieces it was very crumbly:
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I tried a bit of it, and honestly it was 'fine', as long as you had some water to go with it. It says "non-thirst provoking", but they lie. If you were hungry, this would not be difficult to eat at all (again, provided you had a beverage).

I took some of it to the club and got two other people to try it. One normal person and one who likes putting bayonets on things. Both of them agreed that it was edible in a pinch. So far, none of us have died, but we only ate a bite each.

Anyway, it passed the edible test after those years, so I'll refresh with new now and know that I have actual food in my bag and not just a brick of bait.
 
I've got some lifeboat rations from a ship that was being refitted at work and tried one with a similar reaction. I could eat it if I was starving, but I won't be eating this when I have other options.

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I’ve debated buying some of these just as a freeze dried prison nutriloaf type of option for an emergency. Might do it now
 
I picked up some of the Type they carry at Walmart, and I agree, I could eat it to avoid starvation, but it isn’t a day to day snack. Reminds me I need to get some more.


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What's the advantage over a MRE?
 
OP - have you tried 'fresh' ones before? Are they the same?
I'd reckon it should be, but due to all of the cycles mentioned, maybe that had some affect on the flavor.

Thanks for the thread, Ive been thinking about grabbing some for my GHB
 
Bit easier to rip open a bag and chow down on sawdust brick than boil water to prep Mountain House though.

You don't have to boil the water if you want to eat it cold. And they have cold water meals like the blueberries and granola cereal.

When my friend bought his 'survival pack' it came with one of those lifeboat bricks. I said "have you actually tried it" and so he did. He promptly went out and bought $100 worth of mountain house from Amazon (which isn't much)
 
"Formulated specifically for emergency victims." I am trying to figure out what an "emergency victim" is.

CG: "Are you a regular victim, or an emergency victim?"

Can a regular victim become an emergency victim? Is there a standard, one each, victim? Or a special victim?
 
"Formulated specifically for emergency victims." I am trying to figure out what an "emergency victim" is.

CG: "Are you a regular victim, or an emergency victim?"

Can a regular victim become an emergency victim? Is there a standard, one each, victim? Or a special victim?

A victim of emergency food scams ala Wise Foods ;)
 
What's the advantage over a MRE?

As mentioned, they are more temperature stable, and they are also pretty easy to store. They are generally all square and stackable like bricks, so easy to store away unlike the bags MREs come in.


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