First Egg

[DCGallim]

Couple weeks ago I was sitting in the living room and looked out the window and saw a chicken sitting on my boat. Weird because we live inside city limits, none of our neighbors have chickens, and we live on a busy road. Well fast forward 4 weeks and this chicken will not leave my house. My 5 year old has claimed this chicken for his own. Today Henny Penny earned her keep and gave me an egg. I fried it up for Parker and he ate the bounty of his chickens harvest. Of course now my wife wants to get more chickens and so do the kids. So if I wanted to add to my chicken what do I need?

Funny story the first night it showed up the kids went to check it out. My 7 year old came running in the house and told me “daddy if you pick the chicken up it pecks at you”.

 

[GymB]

So we finally have proof that the chicken came first.

 

[rdinatal]

So we finally have proof that the chicken came first.

That's it, the last remaining question of the ages has been answered. There is nothing more to learn on this world.

 

[BBD280]

Congrats on the free butt nuggets

 

[REELDOC]

Need at least 6 chicks.

 

[Spartan]

That's it, the last remaining question of the ages has been answered. There is nothing more to learn on this world.

Nonsense and other such comments,
We STILL need to know why it crossed the road

 

[Trevillian]

We STILL need to know why it crossed the road

Obviously to get to DC’s house

 

[MacEntyre]

How's he gonna get 48 chicks without one Rooster?

 

[Chdamn]

I’d say you need a rooster but you’ve got 5 of them running around.

 

[Winn10]

Nonsense and other such comments,
We STILL need to know why it crossed the road

It crossed the road to show the opossum it COULD be done! Yankees... i swear

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[MacEntyre]

If'n you call 'em "opossum" then one o' yer parents mus' be a Yankee... jus' sayin'!

Oh, I apologize... you were tryin' to make sure the Yank knew what you was speakin' about, right?

 

[Winn10]

If'n you call 'em "opossum" then one o' yer parents mus' be a Yankee... jus' sayin'!

Oh, I apologize... you were tryin' to make sure the Yank knew what you was speakin' about, right?

I say pos'm, but I also know how to spell it correctly[emoji6]

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[MacEntyre]

Gotcha! I understand... we'uns all have the ability to go incognito.

 

[DCGallim]

Another egg today, at this rate I can cook up a batch of eggs once a month. I cook 18 at a time, dozen scrambled and 6 fried. I rarely get any of them.