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Chdamn

Chdamn

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Seriously. Some of y’all are clueless. And it’s so simple. I don’t care if you’ve been married a year or 47 years.

Connect your phone to a blue tooth speaker, play this song and ask your wife to dance. It’s not hard, just wrap your arms around her and sway to the rhythm.

Trust me. Random acts of romance are always well received.




Well? Why are you standing there. Hop to it.
 
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I tried to dance with my wife once. Had been married maybe 7 years. Top floor of the Rockefeller Plaza in the dinner/ dance club in NYC. Think Ricky Ricardo’s Bobalu Club. Wife had a new little black dress. She was a cheerleader in school, and taught exercise, so she could dance.

Trouble was, she is a foot shorter and 100lbs lighter than me, and was trying to lead. We finally gave up, sat down, and ate dinner.
 
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fieldgrade said:
I tried to dance with my wife once. Had been married maybe 7 years. Top floor of the Rockefeller Plaza in the dinner/ dance club in NYC. Think Ricky Ricardo’s Bobalu Club. Wife had a new little black dress. She was a cheerleader in school, and taught exercise, so she could dance.

Trouble was, she is a foot shorter and 100lbs lighter than me, and was trying to lead. We finally gave up, sat down, and ate dinner.
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Lol. I can see that being a problem.

@KnotRight can verify this. We were at the lake with him and his lovely wife. Amy and I were sitting on their deck during a rain storm.

I pulled up “I love a rainy night” on my phone and snatched her up and we shagged on their deck.

It wasn’t pretty but it doesn’t have to be.
 
Chdamn said:
Lol. I can see that being a problem.

@KnotRight can verify this. We were at the lake with him and his lovely wife. Amy and I were sitting on their deck during a rain storm.

I pulled up “I love a rainy night” on my phone and snatched her up and we shagged on their deck.

It wasn’t pretty but it doesn’t have to be.
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Barbara thought that was so cute. She said they look like kids.
 
Chdamn said:
Seriously. Some of y’all are clueless. And it’s so simple. I don’t care if you’ve been married a year or 47 years.

Connect your phone to a blue tooth speaker, play this song and ask your wife to dance. It’s not hard, just wrap your arms around her and sway to the rhythm.

Trust me. Random acts of romance are always well received.




Well? Why are you standing there. Hop to it.
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Oh my… did you get a gander at them ‘fellers’? o_O



I do want to thank you for the reminder to stop and do what’s important, I’m off to pretend to dance with me bride.

These two will get me much better traction

 
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Elenaidan said:
This was some of my first “romantic” music when I started dating. I had several of his CD’s back in the day. This brings back some memories……… good and bad.
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I too was a Sanborn fan.
 
ronn47 said:
@Chdamn go grab @Chdamn's Wife and put this on.

See you in the morning about 10.


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For everyone but us you’re right.

We can’t dance to this song without giggling because of the high as a kite Jamaican that sang it at our wedding (in Jamaica).

His rendition was….hilarious.
 
Chdamn said:
For everyone but us you’re right.

We can’t dance to this song without giggling because of the high as a kite Jamaican that sang it at our wedding (in Jamaica).

His rendition was….hilarious.
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If you have video, you need to post it.
 
Chdamn said:
For everyone but us you’re right.

We can’t dance to this song without giggling because of the high as a kite Jamaican that sang it at our wedding (in Jamaica).

His rendition was….hilarious.
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We talking A Christmas Story, Chinese restaurant dudes singing “Deck the harrs with boughs uf hahrry” hilarious?
 
ronn47 said:
If you have video, you need to post it.
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I don’t think we do. But I’ll check.

Dale Gribble said:
We talking A Christmas Story, Chinese restaurant dudes singing “Deck the harrs with boughs uf hahrry” hilarious?
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It’s kind hard to explain. But imagine a slightly reggae version of the song, dude high as girraffe titties (we’re talking about eyes so red that he was being tested to see if he was a zombie).

Great voice but he did these weird spin offs the melody and runs.


Then every time he sang “tooooo hoo hoo ooh me” he would continue with “hee hee hee hee hee”.

It was our wedding song, we’re dancing in a gazebo that’s hung out over the ocean and we’re giggling in each others necks.
 
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