Gun belt goes to Charlotte

Curt ambles out of his room, mumbling his disapproving thoughts, barely audible, he thinks, but all the patients and nurses clearly understand what he says... people dart into rooms, doors slam shut... his ambling sways his backwards gown as though there were a breeze blowing... nurses avert their eyes... Doctors reconsider the Hospital Discharge Protocol.
 
Tell the nurse the bank walker story Curt, I’m sure that’ll change her mind about the sponge bath
 
I mentioned a sponge bath to this tall blonde nurse and she said do I want one. I said no I wanted to give her one. She didnt think it was funny. But by the look in her eye I could tell shes considering it.

You messed up with that line. Nurses don’t care about sponge baths. You should have said you wanted to give her a foot massage! On a serious note Curt I hope your doing well and have a full and speedy recovery my friend.


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What he says; Fell down grilling salmon.
What really happened; Fell down after power-charging a bong hit.

Dude..you don't need to pack the bowl like that. Like George Carlin says, don't smoke weed when you're high.
And another thing, puff puff give! You're *******-up the rotation.
 
Well I'm home & maybe get some rest. Echocardiogram showed all norm as l & nothing wrong with heart. So must be electrical which is the best thing c as ise th as t can be fixed with meds or a pacemaker. So I'm wearing a monitor for 15 days to see what's going on. I'm going to sleep now as I sure didnt there. Oh and nurses love footrubs.
 
What he says; Fell down grilling salmon.
What really happened; Fell down after power-charging a bong hit.

Dude..you don't need to pack the bowl like that. Like George Carlin says, don't smoke weed when you're high.
And another thing, puff puff give! You're *******-up the rotation.
You get the Laugh Of The Day award!

(Even it if is fairly early in the day, that's going to be hard to beat!)
 
Glad to know @gunbelt is back home where all this started...…….lol

Wouldn't ya'll love to have a recording of some of the conversations around the nurses' desk throughout the shifts he spent in that hospital ? :D:D
 
Wouldn't ya'll love to have a recording of some of the conversations around the nurses' desk throughout the shifts he spent in that hospital ? :D:D

Yeah!!!! ;)

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Lots of things can cause problems like this and I'm glad the scary thing that most people jump right to doesn't seem to be the immediate thing.

Follow the doctor's advice and play this through, though, and see if it can be pinpointed.

I know my body isn't as forgiving diet-wise anymore. If I don't eat right, I'll get massive headaches that won't go away until I do. And sometimes that includes dizziness and nausea.

Get well soon!
 
Glad to know @gunbelt is back home where all this started...…….lol

Wouldn't ya'll love to have a recording of some of the conversations around the nurses' desk throughout the shifts he spent in that hospital ? :D:D

Wonder how many furlough requests were submitted
 
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