Hospital Visit

[DCGallim]

One day last week my right nut started hurting. It hasn't stopped all week but starting Wed it started to subside. Tonight while at Field and Stream it started hurting so bad I had to go to the ER. I despise hospitals so if I'm here it's bad. They asked me my pain number, I told them if they would just cut it out, that'd be great. I would letterally give my right nut for the pain to stop. They did a hand check and an ultrasound but I haven't heard back. Told the Doc if he wanted to go ahead and do the vasectomy for some extra credit to be my guest.
I'll keep you guy updated.

 

[Sandman_NC]

Praying for a speedy and full recovery.

 

[fieldgrade]

Hernia? My left nut hurts from moving furniture.

 

[DCGallim]

Hernia? My left nut hurts from moving furniture.

Said it wasn't a hernia. That's was my thought as well.

 

[Qball]

I hope you get a good answer that it's not serious and a plan to relieve the pain Daniel.

 

[DCGallim]

So apparently the trauma from my son curb stomping my testicle caused an infection in the tube the runs from testicle to peen. Created a blockage which created a back up which caused swollen testicle. Pretty much it's gonna hurt like hell until the antibiotics do their thing.

 

[TheWallrus]

Prayers for a speedy recovery. (Pillows are your friends.)

 

[Burt Gummer]

So apparently the trauma from my son curb stomping my testicle caused an infection in the tube the runs from testicle to peen. Created a blockage which created a back up which caused swollen testicle. Pretty much it's gonna hurt like hell until the antibiotics do their thing.

Glad that's all it was, bad news is, you got 4 more kids to get ball busting out of their systems

 

[MuzzerFuzzer]

So apparently the trauma from my son curb stomping my testicle caused an infection in the tube the runs from testicle to peen. Created a blockage which created a back up which caused swollen testicle. Pretty much it's gonna hurt like hell until the antibiotics do their thing.

Gaaa DC, please tell me it was an accident. My youngest is in his 30s. If he'd curb stomped my "no longer needed", the pain would be a delima. Kill or not kill.

 

[trcubed]

Hope you start feeling better soon, Daniel.

 

[fieldgrade]

This will be a story told for the rest of his life. "I stomped my old man's nuts so hard he had to go to the hospital."

 

[MuzzerFuzzer]

This will be a story told for the rest of his life. "I stomped my old man's nuts so hard he had to go to the hospital."

Ha ! Yeh

 

[HMP]

Dang brother, hate to hear this, sounds terrible

 

[Johnny]

Thoughts and prayers for your nuts, er.. speedy recovery..

 

[Don]

Prayers for a speedy recovery!

 

[BASIL]

So, you have what one could call, one great big BLUE BALL?
Sorry for your pain. I sure hope the meds work fast for you.

 

[Chdamn]

Why didn't you say something. I'd have rubbed them for you.

 

[Inglis]

Incoming prayers.

 

[Flounderfs92]

Prayers for your swollen ball. I just typed that. I officially have reached the end of the internet.

 

[DCGallim]

Why didn't you say something. I'd have rubbed them for you.

You can give a massage tomorrow.

 

[Coltdefender1911]

Hope the boys recover soon.

 

[DCGallim]

I also learned that whatever pain medication they put me on my body turns into cocaine for about 2 hours. That's why I was rigging up fishing stuff at 2am. Then I crashed. I was falling asleep in the middle of tying knots then waking back up and continue tying.

 

[Geezer]

Nobody else did so I guess it's up to me...Where's the pictures?

 

[DCGallim]

Nobody else did so I guess it's up to me...Where's the pictures?

I will nutscape it.

 

[teamglock2002]

Prayers Sent