Hospitals said to be ordered to cremate all remains

[Chdamn]

Had a hell of a time getting my dad cremated, He kept screaming "I'm not dead yet"!!

Thanks, I needed that.

 

[Chdamn]

I want to be cremated and my ashes set on a dais for the wake. Everybody get drunk and tell stories. At the end of the night I want my ashes flushed down the toilet. @Burt Gummer has promised a free turd to accompany down the river Styx.

 

[Bailey Boat]

What makes you fools think I'm dying?? Has anyone seen me recently??