How do you clean your cleaning stuff?

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One time I got all my bore swabs and bore snakes and that kind of stuff along with a few rags I wanted to keep, threw them in one of those knit baggies you wash your panties in, and tossed it into the front-loader.

And it worked. But then my washing machine smelled like #9 so I got my dirty jeans and tossed them into the machine that cleans my stuff that cleans my guns.

And it worked. My machine didn't smell like #9 anymore, but now my jeans did.
But..it wasn't like real bad so I wore them anyway.

Well it turns out that #9 along with Downey fabric softener turns into some kind of super-pheromone that rivals @gunbelt lady-shoe whiffin and drives females crazy and they would stalk the hell out of me in the Ingles. At first you think that this would be awesome, but then you realize it's a disaster. They ain't all playmates and doctors you-know.

I'm thinking I need a different way to clean the stuff that cleans my guns.
 
Friday said:
One time I got all my bore swabs and bore snakes and that kind of stuff along with a few rags I wanted to keep, threw them in one of those knit baggies you wash your panties in, and tossed it into the front-loader.

And it worked. But then my washing machine smelled like #9 so I got my dirty jeans and tossed them into the machine that cleans my stuff that cleans my guns.

And it worked. My machine didn't smell like #9 anymore, but now my jeans did.
But..it wasn't like real bad so I wore them anyway.

Well it turns out that #9 along with Downey fabric softener turns into some kind of super-pheromone that rivals @gunbelt lady-shoe whiffin and drives females crazy and they would stalk the hell out of me in the Ingles. At first you think that this would be awesome, but then you realize it's a disaster. They ain't all playmates and doctors you-know.

I'm thinking I need a different way to clean the stuff that cleans my guns.
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So many possibilities, so little time. Oh well someone else will come along and take over for me now that I have the ball rolling. ;)
 
Sorry to rain on your parade, but unless the results of the experiment can be replicated independently, it remains yet another unproven theory.

Downy liquid fabric softener or the sheets?
 
Howland said:
Downy liquid fabric softener or the sheets?
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The stuff you pour in the washing machine. I ain't got time to keep fooling with these machines when I could be doing something productive like thinking about new stuff at the range.

Btw...if you ever wanna try one of those panty-baggies, @Chdamn has lots of them.
 
Shoot, I just put it all in a bag and throw it into a washer at the nearby launderette. Costs a couple of dollars but our household washer smells right.
 
I convinced my wife #9 is an advanced perfume derived from Chanel #5 perfume....it didn’t turn out well for me :)
 
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