How much should I send him?

How much should I send him?

  • $5

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • $25

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • $50

    Votes: 4 11.4%
  • Half a day old tuna sammich

    Votes: 20 57.1%
  • A NIB AR with 30 round mags that are illegal in CA

    Votes: 5 14.3%
  • F him...he can’t give you a low grade any more

    Votes: 6 17.1%

  • Total voters
    35

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This guy is/was a teacher, living in California. I haven’t seen him in at least 50 years. Think his email’s been hacked?

I need to get a Ebay Gift cards for my Nephew, Its his birthday today and i totally forgot. I can't do this now because I'm currently on a short trip. Can you help grab one from any store around you? I'll pay back as soon as i am back.

Kindly let me know if you can handle this.

Awaiting your response.

Thanks,
 
Sometimes, at work, I have to evaluate Help Desk personnel at the vendors that my company uses.

Most of these personnel are in India.

I still crack up every time I hear one Indian tell another Indian, "Kindly do the needful."
 
Tell him you'll send him some tuna vouchers you've been waiting for.
 
I occasionally get emails from a friend who died 5 years ago. Not sure but it might be a scam.
If you have a chance, would you ask him whether there really are 72 virgins? :rolleyes:
 
I voted 50, but I think you should actually go 5000. I mean, it's ebay, so much to buy!
Actually, just send me the 5000$ gift card, I got some stuff to buy.
 
Did he have a women in Charlotte pick up his publishers clearing house house for him, if so you're getting out cheap, cost her a hundred thousand.
The kid will need something to eat, so send him the samich
 
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Put this on a blank business card and tell him
it’s legit...it’d be even better if you drew it with a sharpie or a crayon.


EDIT: Nevermind...don’t send this. Replace the “A” with an “E” so it reads “”TERGIT”, then send it.

Here ya go; send this one....

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Got a scary one tonight. :confused:

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Did you send the tuna sammich yet? They're gettin' hungry...
 
Send him the sammich...but wrap it in a dirty sock first :)
how do you recommend making it dirty? that would make a big difference in the efficacy of the sock shock effect.

Also, I vote that you send an illegal magazine, some unregistered ammo components, and a MAGA hat.
Send it with delivery tracking, then drop a dime to the local police when it says the package has been delivered.

The news wouldn't know what to do label him as a pro-gun pro-trump right wing extremist caught with illegal gun stuff, or an african refugee being harassed by racist police.
 
There's a twitch streamer named Kitboga that uses a voice modulator and strings scammers along for hours at a time. May not be everyone's cup of tea, but I've been knee slapping while watching it on more than one occasion.
 
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