How should toast be cut? (Poll).

What is the right way to cut toast.

  • 1) I am a reasonable person.

    Votes: 30 28.6%

  • 2) I failed at geometry.

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • 3) I have OCD and everything must be equal.

    Votes: 4 3.8%

  • 4) There is no reason grown ups should cut toast.

    Votes: 70 66.7%
  • Total voters
    105
I may fold a piece of toast with some bacon in it. But I don’t have time to cut toast
 
It should be cut with a fork.

After first buttering it and pouring hot milk over it. Maybe with a pinch of salt sprinkled over it.
 
Voted for option one, at home we don't slice toast, but at a restaurant I prefer it on the diagonal.
 
Toast is the plate.
Why would you cut a plate?? o_O
 
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I like toast. Particularly to make a fried egg sammich with bacon, cheese and mayo. It cures what ails me.

Edit- how could I forget the Texas Pete?!
 
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RetiredUSNChief said:
It should be cut with a fork.

After first buttering it and pouring hot milk over it. Maybe with a pinch of salt sprinkled over it.
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If by hot milk you mean gravy, this could be acceptable. Otherwise, banhammer
 
RetiredUSNChief said:
It should be cut with a fork.

After first buttering it and pouring hot milk over it. Maybe with a pinch of salt sprinkled over it.
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I always wondered what people were doing with all that bread and milk on snow days.
 
If it has to be cut 1 or 3 works. 2 is just wrong and would render it inedible.
 
#1 is known as the Kasich. It allows half of it to be shoved in your mouth at the same time.
 
Gspec said:
My toaster's probably old enough to be considered antique now and hasn't been used in just as long....i only keep it around in case i want to spice up a bubble bath.
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Radios are excellent for this application as well.
 
Gspec said:
My toaster's probably old enough to be considered antique now and hasn't been used in just as long....i only keep it around in case i want to spice up a bubble bath.
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I’ve got a list of folks that need spicy bubble baths if you’re interested
 
Cut, schmut!

You tear it, not cut it. Psycholgically healthy people can deal with the irregular edges.
 
RedneckFur said:
Pound it into a powder with the bottom of the pepper shaker, and then snort it through a straw, just as god intended! Why would any red blooded American eat it any other way?
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The only time toast should ever be cut is if you are enjoying a plate full of the infamous s*** on a shingle :)
 
I have OCD and you didn't provide a 4th example in the picture, ***hole....*

Jerk....


*Oops, realized this is Off-Topic, not Basement.
 
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