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I see your 50 degrees and raise you my 50 cal

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Once had a chaplain with a Budweiser badge. Met one in Bosnia with a CIB, Ranger tab, old style Regt. scroll on his right sleeve & mustard stain on his Master Parachutist badge.

Chaplain in Basic informed us that "God hates a pussy!"
 
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My one and only bad run-in with a Marine Sgt Maj, he did something that pissed me off, and being a corpsman and therefore an Untouchable, was being passive aggressive. He pulled me in his office, had me standing at attention, told me he knew the Master Chief that made the assignments, I was free to act how I wanted and so was he. After that chat he and I saw eye-to-eye. The power of a Sergeant Major or a Master Guns is NOT to be underestimated or trifled with......
 
My one and only bad run-in with a Marine Sgt Maj, he did something that pissed me off, and being a corpsman and therefore an Untouchable, was being passive aggressive. He pulled me in his office, had me standing at attention, told me he knew the Master Chief that made the assignments, I was free to act how I wanted and so was he. After that chat he and I saw eye-to-eye. The power of a Sergeant Major or a Master Guns is NOT to be underestimated or trifled with......

Some one who call God by his first name at card games.
 
I would really like to hear the story around this.

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It would be a short lived victory, and I'm sure SgtMaj would have the last laugh......but I would call PMO on his ass, taking someone's license plate off is illegal.

I knew a Lcpl who parked in some Gunny or 1stsgts parking spot and the owner of the spot parked behind him to block him in. Well the lance Cooley went in and called PMO, and had thg dude's car towed.
 
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Talk about taking risks.
I knew another guy who hated the 1stSgt and knew that he and the rest of the staff would hang out in the company office at the end of the day and have meetings over some beers. He called PMO and gave them the 1stSgt license plate and vehicle discription and told them at what time they could expect him to start driving.....got popped for DUI.
 
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