My dog just ate my favorite hat

[Sleipnir]

And I'm a hat person. Never go out without a cover. I'm so mad I had to lock myself in a bedroom away from the dog. She has eaten other articles of my clothing (hats, socks, shoes, hats) but she never touches anything belonging to my wife. I'm seriously mad. Grrr.....

 

[kcult]

If you own a fatboy belt, for goodness sakes, hide it!

@BurnedOutGeek

 

[Inglis]

And I'm a hat person. Never go out without a cover. I'm so mad I had to lock myself in a bedroom away from the dog. She has eaten other articles of my clothing (hats, socks, shoes, hats) but she never touches anything belonging to my wife. I'm seriously mad. Grrr.....

This to shall pass.

What type of that was it?

MAybe some one has a extra one.

Can you spare a hat for a Brother?

 

[ThinkTankFullOfSharks]

Sorry, dude. Hope you can replace it.

 

[Howland]

She targets things with your scent because her bond is with you and nobody else.

Be flattered, just put your next hat up a little higher.

 

[BowWow]

Keep those things out of her reach.......play with her and love on her. If its your stuff only........she's claiming you! Love on her and play with her, it will pass.....but dont give her any easy opportunities!

 

[Coltdefender1911]

She targets things with your scent because her bond is with you and nobody else.

Be flattered, just put your next hat up a little higher.

This. She doenst chew up the wifes stuff cuz she's your dog. You have the bond with her.

 

[fishgutzy]

And I'm a hat person. Never go out without a cover. I'm so mad I had to lock myself in a bedroom away from the dog. She has eaten other articles of my clothing (hats, socks, shoes, hats) but she never touches anything belonging to my wife. I'm seriously mad. Grrr.....

Dog likes your scent. You probably leave more salt there too.

 

[Cowboy]

This could be the start of an awesome country song.

 

[Burt Gummer]

Bad dog, no biscuit

 

[nchunt101]

For the sake of the dog I hope you are not a LEO.

 

[Diablos]

You'll get it back in a day or two

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

A chapeau man myself so I feel your pain, but I can't help but think of Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke:

What's in this s**t, man?
It's Labrador
What's Labrador?
Yeah, had it on the table and the little [bleep] ate it, man.
You mean we're smoking dog s**t?

 

[fishgutzy]

On a side note, one of our cats bonded more with my daughter. For the semester that she was in the UK, he would 'forget' were the little box was and mark a patch right outside her bedroom door. We know have to rip up the whole carpet in the downstairs den because it got too deep into the padding under the carpet.

 

[Cowboy]

On a side note, one of our cats bonded more with my daughter. For the semester that she was in the UK, he would 'forget' were the little box was and mark a patch right outside her bedroom door. We know have to rip up the whole carpet in the downstairs den because it got too deep into the padding under the carpet.

I hate cats.

 

[fishgutzy]

I hate cats.

When I was in high school we had a Husky that loved cats to pieces.
A piece here, a piece there.

 

[noway2]

I’m not really a hat person, but I had one that I liked. The damn cat peed on it.

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

I hate cats.

I'm reminded of a line from the Roger Moore film Ffolkes (aka North Sea Hijack aka Assault Force). The protagonist, Roger Moores' character quips:

I like cats: and I don't like people who don't.

 

[Inglis]

Just be happy the dog did not eat the wife and she liked it.

 

[Cowboy]

I need some clarification for the song. What kind of hat was it? Sports,beer, or advertisement? This will work out great if it was a nascar or Budweiser hat. Also the style hat Trucker, slouch or Cowboy? If it was a cowboy hat it takes it to a entirely different level.