My neighborhood

I heard about nextdoor app and it's entertainment value on this forum about a month ago. I downloaded the app and found out just how crazy some are. I check it just once in awhile. I have responded a few times to irritate some Karen's and Kens. I don't believe I will last. I would guess Raleigh is exponentially more fertile ground for he ultra liberal crowd.

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We have a neighborhood fb group, it can be quite entertaining!

There are a couple small farms next to my neighborhood and one hunts coyotes with electronic calls occasionally and one or both do some low volume shooting sometimes. The “did I just hear gunshots?!!!” or “it sounds like something is dying in the woods!… someone (not me) should go check” posts are hilarious.
 
The turkey vultures are invading this year, half a dozen and more on the roof tops, two or more on the street lights.
 
nhusa said:
Spend some time on Nextdoor
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Okay. In fairness. This was your first mistake.

Facebook, too. Your neighborhood has a page there too. Guaranteed. Delete that crap.

You need to get busy with your list. Whose been naughty, and whose been nice.

Because they’re all on the menu, but you have to decide who first.
 
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Get Off My Lawn said:
Do you have to have Facebook to get Next-door?
I'll be living next to a neighborhood [emoji2961] in the next 1.5-2 years.
I'm thinking the gunshots and cannon will provide great entertainment.
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No you do not have to have Facebook. If you have a cannon, I have got to add your neighborhood.

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I used to have a homemade cannon. The bore was perfect golf ball size. God only knows where those things were coming down at but they were moving so fast when they left the barrel the dimples were making a funny buzzing sound. We had so much fun. It's a good thing there was no neighbors app back then. They would have really raised he'll the time we set all the storm drains on fire for three city blocks with our homemade *cough* *cough* fireworks lol. Ahhh to be young and stupid. Those were the days.
 
yard mongrel said:
Fixed.

We had to survey an easement with a few of those where they had been roosting for a while and the smell of the shit and vomit was pretty intense.
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And that is why you never blow a car horn at one. Who wants to clean that shit off your car. Besides it probably would blister your paint before you even got a chance to get it off.

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nhusa said:
Spend some time on Nextdoor and you’ll understand how stupid some people can be!
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If you are on next door you need more hobby‘s. What is it with old guys and next door? My 2 retired neighbors are always talking about next door. Just stay off that crap.
 
The neighbor beside me runs alcohol drag racers up and down the road, the neighbor across the street bought a helicopter off eBay, tried to fly it with zero experience and smashed in front of my house slinging rotors blade pieces across my yard, every afternoon people ride ATVs around the hood and everyone in the neighborhood has a shooting range. I like my neighborhood.
 
fieldgrade said:
Okay. In fairness. This was your first mistake.

Facebook, too. Your neighborhood has a page there too. Guaranteed. Delete that crap.

You need to get busy with your list. Whose been naughty, and whose been nice.

Because they’re all on the menu, but you have to decide who first.
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Holy crap! Me and @fieldgrade are on the same page. 😱
 
draco88 said:
Yeah, for us lmao. Please do tell us the neighborhood when you move
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More folks need a compact cannon, it’s only a 1.5” bore and 15” tall. About the same size as the one @Gunbelt sets off at @BatteryOaksBilly . But a 1/2 cup+ of FFG has a thump :D
We currently live in the woods, nearest neighbor is 800+ yards away & there’s 4 houses on 120 acres. I light the cannon once or twice a year. My wife’s a wedding florist and a wedding venue was built across the river. My wife went to a hoity toity wedding show at the Carolina Inn (UNC Chapel Hill $). They were talking & the lady asked if my wife knew who the hell the maniac is with a cannon. She went on for a while. My wife didn’t want to tell me, but knew it’d bring joy to my day. I had tears from laughing.
My sons have a LEO that lives over a mile away as the crow flies. They thought it’d be fun for him to hit the lights and siren in front of the house while I was working in the office (sales job at the time). I puckered, laughed, went back inside, loaded Bessie, had my son sneak through the woods and light it with a long fuse so we could all be standing together when he crapped himself. It worked. Around a year later we lit the cannon & he texted my son within 30 seconds asking if that thump was me. It was loud inside his home 😂
Yellow is home, green is the boy’s friend & yellow’s the venue. The woods are mostly mature hardwoods.
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A Karen got on there yesterday with title "Buy Beware!! Dollar Tree is not a $1 anymore, it's now $1.25"

Most of the responses were "this was annouced last year Karen" "what rock have you been under Karen?"
 
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