My wife will kill me eventually....

I've got wife and kids anal about locking stuff anymore. I've told them if cops come knocking they'll have to break down a locked door might take just enough time to get the weapon out. Yes I got weapons all over the house and no it isn't just guns I've got knives hachets/tomahawks everywhere. My boy asked me one time are you a bit paranoid? I said no I'm just trying to be prepared
 
So all is well? Did you leave it unlocked or was there a break in?
 
Got home from work around dark a few weeks ago and the back of her vehicle was open so I shut it (I assumed kids). Went to the house door and her keys were in the deadbolt...car, house, etc right there for anyone to use. I tried to open the door but she had locked the deadbolt from the inside, with the keys in it on the outside! Took her keys out, locked the vehicle, went inside and locked the door. Handed her the keys, explained where I found them and told her the vehicle is now locked and full of mosquitoes. She said "Oh, ok" and looked at me and said "did you find my phone too"?

I almost walked out to go back to work! Getting old sucks!!!
 
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Instead of Semper Fi, the Corps motto should be: "Check, Test & Re-Check".

I had a wild-assed 1stSgt (Jumping Jack Jimenez) that pounded that into our heads to condition us to have extreme attention to detail....It has stuck with me even today some 30yrs later..
 
Let me get this straight...

Who left the door open?
Who cleared the house?

I made certain assumptions, but am a little confused.
 
Matt.Cross said:
I left the door open, she cleared the house.
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Ahhh... Now it makes sense.
First, it's really cool that your wife is comfortable and capable of clearing the house. Kudos to her.
Second, DUMBA$$! I believe the hazing line starts over here. :D
 
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