Natalie Portman just finalized her divorce

[Rune]

…so you’re saying I still have a chance?

https://www.timesofisrael.com/natalie-portman-finalizes-divorce-to-french-choreographer-husband/amp/

 

[B00ger]

Dude...you were married to Natalie Portman, and something in you was like "Yeah, I think I'll cheat on her."

 

[dmarbell]

Dude...you were married to Natalie Portman, and something in you was like "Yeah, I think I'll cheat on her."

Word was Björn Ulvaeus cheated a lot on Agnetha Fältskog. Not only was the blond ABBA star tall and good looking, but she could sing you a song afterward. Some folks are never satisfied.

 

[Cowboy]

She kinda seems like a hunt. With a capital C.

 

[MacEntyre]

I don't blame her. She needs a real man... he was just a bug.

 

[BigB6flyer]

She may be attractive but she’s got nothin goin on in the cranium. Needs to eat a steak every now & then too. Probably told her ex he had to sell his guns.

 

[Rune]

Dude...you were married to Natalie Portman, and something in you was like "Yeah, I think I'll cheat on her."

Right??? Makes no sense to me.

Like Tiger Woods cheating on Elin Nordegren, or worse Hugh Grant cheating on Elizabeth Hurley.

Maybe I don’t get it because I very much outkicked my coverage.

 

[NC Boy Scout]

No matter how good she looks to you… some guy, some WHERE is sick of her crap

 

[fieldgrade]

No matter how good she looks to you… some guy, some WHERE is sick of her crap

Truer words have never ever, I mean never, been spoken.

 

[BigB6flyer]

No matter how good she looks to you… some guy, some WHERE is sick of her crap

 

[clay_fv]

She's a major lefty loon. Like ScarJo, she was very pretty. Then she ingested too much of the Golbopedohomo juice and lost all attractiveness.

 

[DrScaryGuy]

She's a major lefty loon. Like ScarJo, she was very pretty. Then she ingested too much of the Golbopedohomo juice and lost all attractiveness.

and alyssa milano

 

[Supermatch]

I can fix her!

 

[barf]

I can fix her!

I’d also give it a try. She’s a babe.

 

[fishgutzy]

She could have had her other ex just use the Dark Side make her hub disappear. 😃😄

 

[dmarbell]

"Familiarity Breeds Contempt." - 99.9% of married folks over thousands of years.

 

[Diablos]

She's a major lefty loon. Like ScarJo, she was very pretty. Then she ingested too much of the Golbopedohomo juice and lost all attractiveness.

i have a salty antidote she can ingest

 

[Exspiravit]

I've seen prettier ladies in Dollar General.

 

[NC Boy Scout]

I've seen prettier ladies in Dollar General.

But probably not in Walmart

 

[Rob]

I've seen prettier ladies in Dollar General.

But they didn't have her $$

A poor 10 is a 10
A rich 8.5 is an 11

 

[confused]

I've seen prettier ladies in Dollar General.

With teeth even.

 

[11B CIB]

Made me think of the French boyfriend from A Good Old Fashioned Orgy movie

My dad told me growing up not to be intimidated by hot girls because “Somebody, somewhere, is tired of her crap”

 

[yellolab]

She's pretty smoking hawt when done up for sure.
But when I think of "high maintenance women", she's right up there at the top of the list.

 

[Ferrisfan]

She is one of the people that I cite when I discuss that attractiveness is not the same as beauty.

 

[Ferrisfan]

I bet 99% of the men on this forum find the woman in the video to be more beautiful than the catty woman commenting on her.

 

[fieldgrade]

Now that is a Woman.

 

[cold1]

I wouldn't mind be her rebound guy.

 

[barf]

I bet 99% of the men on this forum find the woman in the video to be more beautiful than the catty woman commenting on her.

Yeah Hannah Barron is quite the specimen.

 

[BigB6flyer]

I met Milano once in the early 2000s. Not a shocker, but she was a major B. Not a nice person at all. Not a surprise she went on to suffer from fatal TDS & other lefty ailments.

 

[WeepingAngel]

Yeah Hannah Barron is quite the specimen.

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I’ll be in my bunk.

 

[barf]

I’ll be in my bunk.

Don’t come in, mom!

 

[Active shooter]

You can have Natalie Portman. I'm saving myself for Gal Gadot.

 

[dmarbell]

Now that is a Woman.

I got a little chubby just listening to that drawl. No Frenchman is good enough for her. No offense, @fieldgrade

 

[Spartan]

She may be attractive but she’s got nothin goin on in the cranium. Needs to eat a steak every now & then too. Probably told her ex he had to sell his guns.

Exactly.

Remember when the Christian Dior guy said he was inspired by nazi uniforms and Portman went on a tirade and swore she would never wear their brand? Then like a year later she is a paid spokesman for them? She has no integrity.

 

[GoWolfpack]

Yeah Hannah Barron is quite the specimen.

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That twitter moron looked at her and thought: "this is LITERALLY a man".


If there was a switch I could flip to make my wife talk like that, I don't think she would ever get to rest again.

 

[Rune]

You can have Natalie Portman. I'm saving myself for Gal Gadot.

There's something about those Israeli girls.

 

[Ferrisfan]

I’ll be in my bunk.

I was checking avatars looking for @Jayne

 

[Conjure]