Lol. For a pack of beer and a $100 bucks I might let someone shoot me with that thing. The citizens of that liberal sinkhole must be feeling safer than ever.
A good friend of mine, met through hockey, lives up there now. He's a photog for Ralph Lauren, was working here in the Triad and then moved his job to NYC.
His father is fairly conservative, former Marine (yeah yeah, "once a marine always a marine" I've heard it before). His mother, and she's so wonderful, is lib as hell.
He falls more left, for sure. That's fine, I love him no less.
But anyway, after a month of quarantine in his small apartment (it's about the size of my living room and dining put together, maybe kitchen too, but I think that'd still be larger than his place...and he pays hundreds more than my mortgage for that postage stamp size of a place), he came down here.
I was excited.
I was like, "cool, lets meet up at a part or something and talk" (at the time the weather was perfect - mid70s). He responds with some dumb crap about 'cant do that, got to stay indoors, virus is outside"
MFer, this aint the predator or something, youre not hiding from it, just keep a little distance if you dont know someone.
It's been about three weeks, we've texted a few times, that's it.
