Pine nuts

[nhusa]

My wife messaged me to get pine nuts and dried cherries while I was out.
I didn’t know that there were boy and girl pine trees so I stopped at a nursery that specialized in trees.
A cute girl asked what I was interested in and I explained that I didn’t know there were boy and girl pine trees but wanted some of their nuts.
I got the hell out of there when she called me a pervert and started screaming.

No way I’m going to the old folks home and ask for dried cherries.

 

[Inglis]

My wife messaged me to get pine nuts and dried cherries while I was out.
I didn’t know that there were boy and girl pine trees so I stopped at a nursery that specialized in trees.
A cute girl asked what I was interested in and I explained that I didn’t know there were boy and girl pine trees but wanted some of their nuts.
I got the hell out of there when she called me a pervert and started screaming.

No way I’m going to the old folks home and ask for dried cherries.

Do you put cream on your cherries or manure to make them grow? Asking for a friend.

 

[alpharius]

My wife messaged me to get pine nuts and dried cherries while I was out.
I didn’t know that there were boy and girl pine trees so I stopped at a nursery that specialized in trees.
A cute girl asked what I was interested in and I explained that I didn’t know there were boy and girl pine trees but wanted some of their nuts.
I got the hell out of there when she called me a pervert and started screaming.

No way I’m going to the old folks home and ask for dried cherries.

Is that a real story?

 

[Kingding]

My wife messaged me to get pine nuts and dried cherries while I was out.
I didn’t know that there were boy and girl pine trees so I stopped at a nursery that specialized in trees.
A cute girl asked what I was interested in and I explained that I didn’t know there were boy and girl pine trees but wanted some of their nuts.
I got the hell out of there when she called me a pervert and started screaming.

No way I’m going to the old folks home and ask for dried cherries.

You gotta speak to the pine tree nicely and work for some of their nut

Or buy it in store lol

 

[fieldgrade]

So, if they taste like I imagine pine cones taste, not interested.

 

[Inglis]

So, if they taste like I imagine pine cones taste, not interested.

Squirrel s love them!

 

[falconew]

So, if they taste like I imagine pine cones taste, not interested.

My wife puts them in a salad. They are pretty good. But you got to roast them some.

 

[nhusa]

My wife puts them in a salad. They are pretty good. But you got to roast them some.

I was wondering where she found boy pine trees bit King answered my question.

You gotta speak to the pine tree nicely and work for some of their nut

Or buy it in store lol