Poured a shot at 9:30AM

What time should I send my carrier pigeons for a pickup?


I can't afford a drone.
 
How do you keep them from pooping on yer food?
Same way I keep it warm: styrofoam container w/strings connected to birdie feet!

Nothing warms my heart nor whets my appetite like the the thought of the flesh of murdered mammals roasted over carbon-emiting fuel unsustainably harvested from the living forest being transported by avian slaves in oil-based, non-biodegradable packaging over the heads of apoplectic PETA members.

Grill on, Deplorable Minions! Grill, baby, grill!
 
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