Segways will hurt you.

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The Olde Dragon had a Segway accident while on a girl's weekend in Austin. Went to ER last night & they said 2 ribs broke. Ortho called & added 4,5,6, & 7th ribs on top of the 10 & 11th ribs found by ER.
 
Think of all the lives that could have been saved......if knights had been decked out with Segways

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Ouch, sorry to hear that man - hope she recovered quickly.

I've played on them - they're fun but I can see how it could be dangerous if you lose your balance.
 
They just look like something my uncordinated butt should not be on. Never had the urge to
hop on one. @gunbelt Hope the ole lady recovers speedily and uneventfully. Prayers out for that.
 
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Worse than you initially thought!

How'd that trade deal work out, rifle for a Segway?? Lol
 
It's those damned "girls weekends" that get out of hand somehow. Should we make the assumption that alcohol was somehow involved??

Last time LJ went to Chicago for a 'girls" thing she came home with a broken arm from participating in the "who can slide across the hardwood floors in socks" the fartherest. Obviously she lost when she fell.... Damned shame too, I've seen her slide the length of our hallway, about 40 feet.... Yes, it was alcohol induced...

If you need any pointers on helping the helpless just PM me.....
 
Think of all the lives that could have been saved......if knights had been decked out with Segways

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Back about 40 years ago, my kids, and nephews tried to get me on a skateboard. I tried it. Didn't take me long to figure out that I didn't
have whatever it took to master a skateboard.

It only took a quick look at a Segway to come to the same conclusion.

Sure, it looks like it'd be a lot of fun.... I'll sit over here on the park bench and watch you young people enjoy your Segways.

Not as much fun as watching 20 year old co-eds on roller blades wearing spandex... but times change. I get that. :(
 
Don't take it personal. It was just the 21st century smacking you down for trying to bring back the 90s.

Wishing you a speedy recovery :)
 
Always seemed to me that Dragons would be tougher. Especially Olde Dragons
 
Hate to hear that.

She still don't want to buy one does she?
 
When you said "Segways will hurt you I thought you meant...."

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