She's a Bad Mamma Jamma

It's odd. When a man bun speaks, I just hear a clucking noise.
 
This is one of the Hipsters you pass on the interstate that is going 55 mph in the fast lane holding up traffic in a 70 mph zone. 9 out of 10 they are driving a Prius or some other hybrid.
 
Did someone call that station wagon aggressive in the beginning?
Like that their pushing the foot opening rear door like it's never been done before.
Nother boring cookie cutter, they apparently want you to believe is appealing to more than just surburban moms.

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Leave her alone!

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Looks like a grocery getter to me. Not particularly fun or inspiring. But probably good for runs to walmart and carting around kids.
 
This is one of the Hipsters you pass on the interstate that is going 55 mph in the fast lane holding up traffic in a 70 mph zone. 9 out of 10 they are driving a Prius or some other hybrid.

And they are whining that they have every right to be in the left lane cause that's the law...except when it comes to border security. Yes, and they should call it the Hipsternox.
 
The image is broken, just like most Fords. :p

I'll admit that your Suburban is from an era when Chevy was somewhat honorable. At least my 2016 F250 still sports a solid front axle, a pretty damn beefy one at that. Chevy on the other hand, has swapped front clips every 3 years for the last 20 years with no improvements in their product. Just obvious improvements to their advertisements.
 
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Nope, I just don't thump my chest about "buy American" while sending my dollars to the ChiComs.

If you buy a new F150 with the 2.7L ecoboost engine, some of that money comes to me and a few more at our factory. :)
 
If you buy a new F150 with the 2.7L ecoboost engine, some of that money comes to me and a few more at our factory. :)

I actually traded a 2016 F150 in for my 2016 F250. I will say, the 2.7 ecoboost F150 will scoot, and that's after a 3.5 ecoboost. I got an opportunity to trade into a 6.7 (with an engine made in Mexico) and LOVE it. Now, let's get back to the gayness of a bowtie.
 
I'll admit that your Suburban is from an era when Chevy was somewhat honorable. At least my 2016 F250 still sports a solid front axle, a pretty damn beefy one at that. Chevy on the other hand, has swapped front clips every 3 years for the last 20 years with no improvements in their product. Just obvious improvements to their advertisements.


Honestly, I'm just more of a truck guy. Square bodies are my favorite (Mom drove us around in a 1987 Suburban for years), but I love older Ford's and Dodge's as well. I don't think I'd buy any of them made after 2005 though. I loathe all of the electronics in today's rolling executive suite that is the modern "truck." I especially hate back up cameras. I will never own a vehicle with a back up camera.
 
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