So, How's Your Day Going?

[Geezer]

 

[kcult]

Texting and driving?

 

[Burt Gummer]

You tell him if he knew what was good for him he’d go away?

 

[Johnny]

Show him yer titties.

 

[Jeppo]

Maybe he’s got a Glock for sale and heard about you?

 

[Mike Overlay]

 

[BloodRunsThicker]

Whats the damage?

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[rdinatal]

Look at those beady eyes... The cop probably saw them too and immediately knew you were up to no good.

 

[Geezer]

The man picking on me just because the license tag expired in August.

 

[Jeppo]

The man picking on me just because the license tag expired in August.

Of what year?

 

[BowWow]

Awesome.....LSU is beating Alabama.

 

[rdinatal]

Of what year?

1905?

 

[SnowRooster]

Tell him you’re a free sovereign citizen traveling across America and that he is a road pirate! And has no authority over you!

 

[Sleazy P. Martini]

Got a ticket on Friday that I can hopefully get reduced to IE.

On the plus side, the cop asked why I *didn't* have my weapon, so that was kinda refreshing.

 

[Friday]

Tell him you’re a free sovereign citizen traveling across America and that he is a road pirate! And has no authority over you!

And if you wanna make something of it, just step across this line..

And another thing copper..
I have a dog named after me. He's a good dog like you.

I put my underwear online and make people gamble for it.

My favorite drill at the gun range is "Runnin' from the Cops".

All gun laws are unconstitutional.

I'll have the 10 piece McNuggets and a diet coke. Now begone with you boy chop chop.

 

[dmarbell]

The man picking on me just because the license tag expired in August.

What's a few months between friends?

 

[dmarbell]

And if you wanna make something of it, just step across this line..

And another thing copper..
I have a dog named after me. He's a good dog like you.

I put my underwear online and make people gamble for it.

My favorite drill at the gun range is "Runnin' from the Cops".

All gun laws are unconstitutional.

I'll have the 10 piece McNuggets and a diet coke. Now begone with you boy chop chop.

...and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

 

[Friday]

...and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

lol. Perfect.

 

[B00ger]

Every time I have been pulled over I, without fail, have the same thought...”isn’t there a real crime you could be stopping...”

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[9outof10mms]

 

[charliedeltajuliet]

1905?

He is still running one of the leather license plates from the turn of the 20th century.. j/k pard. I am quickly catching up to you in years. I hope the officer went easy on you, no cavity search.