Things I miss about being fat(ter)

[dlee12]

Long story short, I used to be about 500lbs. Took the cheaters way out and had a surgery, lowest I ever got was about 260. Now I hover around 280.

I put on a bit over the last several months, so I started eating better and working out again.

Now, to the point of the thread…..

I use to drive with my cell phone propped on my gut to talk on speakerphone…..built in hands free..

Tried that today…it slid down and nailed my balls…. I missed my gut for a hot second.

 

[Chdamn]

Long story short, I used to be about 500lbs. Took the cheaters way out and had a surgery, lowest I ever got was about 260. Now I hover around 280.

I put on a bit over the last several months, so I started eating better and working out again.

Now, to the point of the thread…..

I use to drive with my cell phone propped on my gut to talk on speakerphone…..built in hands free..

Tried that today…it slid down and nailed my balls…. I missed my gut for a hot second.

Like I always say. There’s pros and cons to everything.

And for every problem there’s a solution.

Now that you no longer have a dickdo you can use your built in kickstand to prop your phone up.

 

[dlee12]

Like I always say. There’s pros and cons to everything.

And for every problem there’s a solution.

Now that you no longer have a dickdo you can use your built in kickstand to prop your phone up.

Silver linings!