Me & the rest of us banjo's up here got the best tornado shelter ever made.
Tornado, meet Mountains. Goodbye.
Ok beyond the tongue-in-cheek, a 'successful' tornado is rare as hens teeth here. They might form for just a second, say oh s**t mountains! and quickly vanish. As far as preparedness stuff, tornado's don't rate.
Ice storms, Blizzards, Flash Floods, Wildfires...now you got our attention.
But I know tornado's. I remember as a boy on the farm, we got hit by 2 tornado's in one night. Tore the hell out of the silo's, every barn door was gone, all the fences were down, and all the cows were out walking around in the damn road. Most of the hard structures fared better than we figured after we came out of the basement. It sounded like all hell breaking loose from down there, which, I suppose it was.