Tragic Truck Accident

[Geezer]

A truckload of Thesaurus crashed yesterday and the books were scattered everywhere. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

 

[kcult]

Wouldn't your time be better spent smoking a blueberry cobbler?

 

[Tim]

Wouldn't your time be better spent smoking a blueberry cobbler?

he's smoked enough today.

 

[Inglis]

I am unsure what you have been reading while you where smoking.

 

[JT]

I'm befuddled.

 

[Jeppo]

Verklempt

 

[Scrubber3]

What the hell?

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

Balderdash!

Besides, the plural is thesauri.

 

[Aardvark]

Malarkey !

 

[Mr. Bggs]

Flabbergasted

 

[Gunbelt]

Viannie snizelled

 

[Burt Gummer]

@concepthomes1 thems some of them words you be using when you’re on the cough meds

 

[MacEntyre]

 

[Windini]

Balderdash!

Besides, the plural is thesauri.

Actually, the plural is truckloads.

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

We've identified the truckdriver!

 

[RFMan]

We've identified the truckdriver!

That was a great episode. As someone with really crappy uncorrected vision, I can relate...

 

[Pack72]

Speed was a factor in the crash. An eyewitness told police, "I don't know where he was going, but he was bookin' it!"

 

[BatteryOaksBilly]

WAY too much time on your hands....WAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!

 

[Alfred]

No love for the ole Gob-smacked ? Crestfallen ? At Sixes and Sevens ? All Catty-wampus ? Akimbo ?

 

[Goofyfoot2001]

That was a great episode. As someone with really crappy uncorrected vision, I can relate...

Did you see it or just listen?

 

[RFMan]

Did you see it or just listen?

I saw it...