Lol, shoot until the threat stops moving!Still a baby. How many times did you shoot it? Do I count 3 holes? Lol
About 20 yrs ago I was mtn biking and came around a corner to find a rattlesnake stretched completely across the trail, had to be 5 ft long. Was going too fast and only thing I could do was bunny hop over it.
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I used to run into a lot of them while playing paintball in Virginia. If you saw one as you were hopping a log while running you somehow managed to sprint even faster.About 20 yrs ago I was mtn biking and came around a corner to find a rattlesnake stretched completely across the trail, had to be 5 ft long. Was going too fast and only thing I could do was bunny hop over it.
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Scrambled for breakfast?Eggs, I assume? Opened it up with a 9mm hp and relieved it of it's head with an axe.
Saw a huge black snake earlier, gave it a free pass as I usually do.
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Many snakes are quite attractive.Copperheads are beautiful snakes, especially infants.
Killed this one INSIDE my shop...
Great, now every rope, chain, handle, and cord looks like a frikkin' snek...
PISEN!!
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We could use a thread titled "The Green Heron identifies that snake"
How did you kill him? Not a mark on him….which is highly unusual around this group… they usually look like:Jayne, that might be an Indigo snake... real soft to touch, super fast, long and skinny, and dark all over, 'cept the mouth. Hard to tell, but that'n might have a white throat... rat snake, then... just not as stout as most.
I just found this new hatband while weedin' the garden this mornin'... it'll be my first try at preservin' the skin usin' antifreeze.
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just how does someone talk you into looking at their penis? I could really use this on my wife.He talked me into showing me the one between his legs one time….Muttered something about GIGAAAAANTUS PENI GRANDIOSO or something like that. Id never seen one that small around these parts. I expected more from him. @The Green Heron
One whack behind the head with a flexible garden stick, ya know, the green plastic coated rod ya use to hold up mater plants?How did you kill him? Not a mark on him….
just how does someone talk you into looking at their penis? I could really use this on my wife.
You ever feel like it's too hot inside the house but when you step outside and come back in you able to tell it's much cooler inside than outside? Well, if she sees GH's tiny penis maybe she'll be reminded that mine is much bigger than she remembered when she last saw it 7 years ago and she'll want to mess with it again if it still works.Why on earth would you want your wife to see The Green Heron's penis?
This is a Weekly snake thread... jus' sayin'....she last saw it 7 years ago ...
This is a Weekly snake thread... jus' sayin'.
And we all lived happily ever after. In the nut house.
Well played.Where, exactly, were the nuts in relation to the rare WNC snake?
I've always skinned the snake, then nailed it inside-up on a board and salted it without exposure to the sun.What is this anti freeze method you use on snake skins?
Jayne, that might be an Indigo snake... real soft to touch, super fast, long and skinny, and dark all over, 'cept the mouth.
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Well, see….I had only two beers. He may or may not have been high on Oxy, or moonshine or Shrooms. He said… and I quote: "you know the CFF snake thread? and I said yes…then he said Lemme show you this rare WNC snake I have. And it happened.
Not slept since.
And we all lived happily ever after. In the nut house.
When folks would ask me at the dive shop if there were any sharks out there, I told them no, all the sharks are in the Pacific Ocean.i double checked and made sure there were no snakes before i moved to clemmons - so, sorry i wont be contributing to this thread.
We were surf fishing in Florida last month and a group of teenage girls came up to us and ask what we were doing. Guy I was with said "fishing" and one of them literally said "but this is where we swim and stuff, there are any fish here, right?" We laughed and said that maybe that's why we hadn't caught any. They seemed satisfied and went away.When folks would ask me at the dive shop if there were any sharks out there, I told them no, all the sharks are in the Pacific Ocean.
i double checked and made sure there were no snakes before i moved to clemmons - so, sorry i wont be contributing to this thread.
Recently a fellow told me to try antifreeze instead. So, I skinned the snake and nailed it inside-up on a board,
and poured antifreeze on it. A few hours later, I poured some more antifreeze on it and rubbed it in.
Now I'm gonna let it dry and see if'n it works. It's supposed to prevent it from becoming dry and brittle.
You big dummy's. Of course there aren't any fish there. That's like, the beach and everything.We were surf fishing in Florida last month and a group of teenage girls came up to us and ask what we were doing. Guy I was with said "fishing" and one of them literally said "but this is where we swim and stuff, there are any fish here, right?" We laughed and said that maybe that's why we hadn't caught any. They seemed satisfied and went away.