What'd you get for Fathers Day?

I got an "Ozark Trail" cooler. One of the yeti knock offs, some cards that my kids made. And a pair of work gloves that I'll never use because they have my 4 year old daughters hand prints in the palms.IMG_20170618_091757.jpg
 
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Got to buy my sons dinner! I thought it was the other way around! No, he came over and mowed my grass for me this week while I was in Linville.
 
nchunt101 said:
I decided to keep a pistol I got in trade. Also stepped on a Lego. Granted I have been a stepfather for less than a month.
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All of my kids are step kids. All girls. Three of them. When I said I do, I took the whole package, them and their mom. That was thirty years ago. Today they are great women who have given me 6 grandkids.

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Grits said:
All of my kids are step kids. All girls. Three of them. When I said I do, I took the whole package, them and their mom. That was thirty years ago. Today they are great women who have given me 6 grandkids.

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I think that's an automatic qualification for sainthood, Grits.
 
Grits said:
All of my kids are step kids. All girls. Three of them. When I said I do, I took the whole package, them and their mom. That was thirty years ago. Today they are great women who have given me 6 grandkids.

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I wouldn't trade him for the world but the damn legos are painful.

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nchunt101 said:
... but the damn legos are painful.
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I was sweeping out the basement when we moved last week, and stepped on a thumbtack barefooted. It's approximately the same experience, except the Legos don't have to break the skin to inflict the same amount of pain.
 
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I traveled 12 hours to Central NY to surprise my Dad, and Mom, for a Father's Day cookout at my brother's place. I haven't seen him in about 1.5 years so way overdue. Dad was happy, but Mom kept looking over my shoulder for the grand daughters. They stayed home for a volleyball tourney. So I got nothing. I also spent a day at my FIL's in NY helping him fix a fence and put in some new posts. Also did his lawn and trimming for him. Then drive him back down here so he didn't have to drive and could watch this weekend's kid's volleyball tournament. When I got home I still got nothing. Might need to shop for a new wife and kids. Anyone know how expensive this could get? :(
 
I am a DeWalt man with a Harbor Freight budget, so I always talk about wanting DeWalt. They got me a set of DeWalt drill bits. I love those turkeys.
 
CZfool68 said:
I traveled 12 hours to Central NY to surprise my Dad, and Mom, for a Father's Day cookout at my brother's place. I haven't seen him in about 1.5 years so way overdue. Dad was happy, but Mom kept looking over my shoulder for the grand daughters. They stayed home for a volleyball tourney. So I got nothing. I also spent a day at my FIL's in NY helping him fix a fence and put in some new posts. Also did his lawn and trimming for him. Then drive him back down here so he didn't have to drive and could watch this weekend's kid's volleyball tournament. When I got home I still got nothing. Might need to shop for a new wife and kids. Anyone know how expensive this could get? :(
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Just buy a new gun for yourself. Much cheaper in the long run.
 
For Father's Day I sold my house and moved out.
Yard work and home repairs are highly overrated.
 
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Geezer said:
Just buy a new gun for yourself. Much cheaper in the long run.
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My gun budget is non-existent at the moment. I'll just add this to the interest bearing no-bachelor party fund I started about 23 years ago. I'm thinking Monaco trip for me and a few friends plus an M1 Abrams Tank at this point. Hookers and blow in Monaco plus shells for the tank dammit.
 
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