Whoever breaks into my house is in for a surprise.

[Chdamn]

That’s right. Two barrels of Mega Nerf shotgun madness.

Found this in a Walmart dumpster today. Pump wouldn’t work.

Got it home, washed it off and took it apart. Clear that the problem was the plunger had separated from the rod.

Put it back together and it broke again on the first try. Took it back apart and used about 10 cents super glue to permanently reattach it.

$30 nerf gun for free. 10 cents of super glue to fix. Shooting @Chdamn's Wife in the butt while she’s doing dishes from across the house….priceless.



I should start a thread on dumpster finds. @DCGallim and I have some good ones.

 

[REELDOC]

The headlines will read, man shoots wife in butt with nerf gun. Body found in dumpster where the nerf gun was found.

 

[BlackGun]

You know what I would have done? I would have taken it back to Walmart for a new exchange. Think man, think.

 

[Snal~]

Keep this on the down low or we'll be see'n a big jump in, and shortage of, the Nerf Shotgun ammo!

 

[Diablos]

I honestly expected a wartch pic

 

[Burt Gummer]

I expect you to shoot my midget with it Sunday

 

[Tailhunter]

 

[Chdamn]

I expect you to shoot my midget with it Sunday

Well now I’m gonna.

Don’t tell her to duck. I can’t aim that low.

 

[HMP]

That’s right. Two barrels of Mega Nerf shotgun madness.

Found this in a Walmart dumpster today. Pump wouldn’t work.

Got it home, washed it off and took it apart. Clear that the problem was the plunger had separated from the rod.

Put it back together and it broke again on the first try. Took it back apart and used about 10 cents super glue to permanently reattach it.

$30 nerf gun for free. 10 cents of super glue to fix. Shooting @Chdamn's Wife in the butt while she’s doing dishes from across the house….priceless.

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I should start a thread on dumpster finds. @DCGallim and I have some good ones.

please do

 

[Chdamn]

please do

Done.

 

[NCFubar]

https://www.amazon.com/Ner-50-Mega-Dart-Pack/dp/B07B2BMLRX/ref=asc_df_B07B2BMLRX?tag=bingshoppinga-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80058282099570&hvnetw=o&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583657828030457&psc=1

 

[Friday]

Does that fire two foamies with one pull of the trigger?

 

[noway2]

Well now I’m gonna.

Don’t tell her to duck. I can’t aim that low.

You mean, your aim isn’t good enough to hit a target that small.

 

[NCLivingBrit]

 

[Button Pusher]

@Chdamn's Wife may retaliate with a NERF Super Soaker!

 

[NCLivingBrit]

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12g shells actual fit in the Nerf Barrel break with a little fiddling.

 

[Pineapple]

 

[CZfool68]

Gonna be funny when @Lil D fires off some unknown weapon at you. She strikes me as as the quiet sneaky, smart type. Please have video available of your humiliation.

 

[Burt Gummer]

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@Chdamn better be glad I can’t change his avatar

 

[Chdamn]

@Chdamn better be glad I can’t change his avatar

Don’t mess with my gimp duck.

 

[Burt Gummer]

Don’t mess with my limp duck.

Hmmm

 

[Scsmith42]

Whomever breaks into my house is in for a surprise too....

 

[Lil D]

Gonna be funny when @Lil D fires off some unknown weapon at you. She strikes me as as the quiet sneaky, smart type. Please have video available of your humiliation.

@Chdamn

 

[Lil D]

Gonna be funny when @Lil D fires off some unknown weapon at you. She strikes me as as the quiet sneaky, smart type. Please have video available of your humiliation.

Easy to be sneaky cause everyone overlooks me!

 

[BigWaylon]

Easy to be sneaky cause everyone overlooks me!

Overlooks…looks over…

Po-tay-to…po-tah-to…

🤣

 

[Jim C.]

Overlooks…looks over…

Po-tay-to…po-tah-to…

🤣

I'm pretty sure you're now on the list.

😅

 

[Lil D]

Overlooks…looks over…

Po-tay-to…po-tah-to…

🤣

 

[Lil D]

@Burt Gummer take care of my light work (@BigWaylon) will ya…

 

[40Niner]

Why were you dumpster diving at Wally World was what came to my little pea brain to start with?