Why does my neighbor have donkeys?

Is your neighbor's name Noah?

Don't be an ass about it. :D
 
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I'm pretty open minded, but I'm actually kinda glad we never stumbled into that place on my one sojourn to TJ. The stripper who 'snatched' my cigarette, then 'smoked' it, was about all the entertainment I could take.

Donkeys are cool ass critters, especially in groups. Funny, too. Don't get on their bad side; they will **** you up if you mistreat them. I'd love to raise one from a foal, but my neighbors would absolutely shit.
 
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I'm pretty open minded, but I'm actually kinda glad we never stumbled into that place on my one sojourn to TJ. The stripper who 'snatched' my cigarette, then 'smoked' it, was about all the entertainment I could take.

Donkeys are cool ass critters, especially in groups. Funny, too. Don't get on their bad side; they will **** you up if you mistreat them. I'd love to raise one from a foal, but my neighbors would absolutely shit.

Did it feel like the tip of an elephant's trunk or a kiss from a coonhound?
 
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I hear that crap frequently from my leftist inlaws. Not all of them, but looking down the nose is a favorite activity.
 
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"I unironically embrace the bashing of rural Americans," Kernion wrote in a now-deleted tweet. "They, as a group, are bad people who have made bad life decisions...and we should shame people who aren't pro-city."

Kernion started going after rural citizens, saying they should have higher health care, pay more in taxes and be forced to live an "uncomfortable" life for rejecting "efficient" city life, Campus Reform reported.


Idiot. Cart before the horse...


I reiterate my belief that the "Balkanization" of America will be along urban and rural lines. I have placed myself where I need to be should this occur. Have you? Will you be caught behind enemy lines when the gates are closed?

Just sayin'...
 
I look forward to the incoming years in which Kernion will be trading his daughters for canned goods and knife fighting bums over some spoiled lettuce they found in a trash can.

But hell, us natives been dealing with bitches like him since we was born.

Don't give him that much credit. If he has daughters, they're already amateur adult film extras or had gender rearrangement surgery due to Daddy issues.
 
I still am amazed @Infamous1 posted that picture, but even more amazed that he HAD that picture!

I would not be surprised if he has pictures from a Peso show in Olongapo City, PI!
 
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I like your attitude (have for a bit brother!), I get it makes weird noises, but eh, it could be worse.
My neighbors are basketball players, and I can hear them dribbling 'late' in to the night (late for me, not for others...9pm lol). Is it slightly annoying? Sure.
Does it really bother me, truly? Nah, minor thing.
Plus, the dad is great and will keep an eye on the house when Im away etc.

To heck with HOAs, damn the man!
And at least they are home playing ball rather than running wild in town robbing, pillaging, and dealing drugs.
 
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